I told you I would try and update this :) I succeeded.
I actually like this chapter, I think it was really funny. I liked the idea, I just changed it up a little bit.
Thanks to piowpiow for the idea…. Half of it. :)
For the rest of the ideas I got, I will try and use them… I'm still looking for ideas, because I think I'm gonna do another couple dare one? I don't know, haven't figured that out, haha.
Anyways, the bottom AN will have 2 stories… since no one PMed me their story. Ooh well, I'll do it when I feel like it.
Enjoy the chapter.
"Truth or dare, Carlisle…" Emmett said with an evil smirk. Carlisle looked scared. After last time with him going to work in Esme's clothes, who wouldn't be scared of their kids?
"Dare," He said scared, but he knew he'd never hear the end of it if he didn't choose dare.
"I dare you to…"
"I dare you to dress up as a Hula girl and you have go through the mall throwing cupcakes at people, while screaming at them." At that Carlisle looked like he would kill Emmett.
"No, no, no" was all he kept saying.
"A dare is a dare dad," Emmett said smiling like crazy.
"Fine, lets get this over with." He said after a few minutes.
The girls took Carlisle up to Alice's room. Alice happened to have a Hula girl outfit. I decided I'd rather not know why.
The outfit consisted of a bikini top, which had flowers on it. It also consisted of a skirt, which had flowers around the top. It looked cute, but not something that would look good on Carlisle.
We put the outfit on him and then put a flower in his hair. He looked ridiculous, but any Cullen could pull it off.
After she was done with that, Rose started on the make-up. We put some light eye shadow on him and some blush.
All in all, he looked like a hula girl. He looked hilarious, especially with his hair and everything.
"I look like a freak, here goes my reputation." Carlisle said looking at himself in the mirror. We walked him down the stairs to see the rest of the Cullen's.
"Whoa, you do look like a hula girl and a cute one too. Awww," Emmett said looking at his dad, and then laughing.
"You will be sorry for this son," Carlisle said looking evilly at Emmett. Emmett got scared and walked away.
"You do look cute," Esme said to Carlisle. He thanked her and kissed her on the cheek.
"Ewww, my mom is having an affair with a girl and on top of it all, she's cheating on my dad," Emmett said as we all busted out laughing. This was going to be an interesting experience.
We got in the car to get to the mall. When we got to the mall, Alice took us to go buy some cupcakes. We got the cupcakes and Esme allowed me to eat one before we started the dare. After I was done with my cupcake, Emmett declared it dare time.
About then, he was jumping up and down. It scared me a lot.
"Ok dad, here you go. Now you have to take all these cupcakes and throw them at 12 random people. I have another box here; if you miss someone… you have to throw them again or at another person. You have to hit 12 people with them. While doing that, you have to yell random things at them."
Carlisle nodded and then got ready to start it. He first threw one at an older lady and it hit her exactly on the head.
"You idiot. What the hell?" She said looking at him.
"I LOVE YOU!" He yelled at her.
"Wow, you need to lay off the drugs." She said walking away wiping the cupcake off herself. We were rolling on the floor laughing.
Carlisle picked the next victim. It was a younger girl, probably in her 30s. She was walking around with her boyfriend. He threw the cupcake and it hit the girl and some of it got onto the boyfriend.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD?" She screamed trying to fix her hair.
"You rock my socks." Carlisle screamed seriously. By that point, I was on the floor laughing.
"Freak," They said walking away.
"Well this is going oh so well," Carlisle said coming back for a second. He walked back over and picked his next victim.
He threw it at the back of this ladies head.
"When life gives me lemons, I take them and stuff them up my nose." Carlisle said obviously being sarcastic, but it was funny anyways.
"What the… Oh my gosh, Dr. Cullen?" The lady said.
"Umm, sorry Taylor." Carlisle said covering it up. Uh-oh is all I could think of.
"What the hell is going on with you?" She asked.
"That's one of the nurses," Edward whispered to me.
"Yea, I'm sorry about that. Uhh, I'll see you Monday," Carlisle said running away.
"I hate you guys," He said as we all busted out laughing.
"No you don't, you love us." Emmett said as Carlisle went to throw another one.
He picked a guy this time. He threw it at the guy and the guy turned around trying to figure out where it came from.
"Will you wash my socks?" Carlisle asked seriously.
"Whoa dude, no. Here's my number though," he said passing his number to Carlisle, winking and then leaving. Some people must not get scared very easily. He wiped the cupcake off his coat as he was walking out of the store.
Soon it was to the last one. He had said so many random things, like, 'will you let me eat a pea since my mom wont' and 'can you tell me where the bra section is'.
He was on the last one. He saw a lady and started towards her. He threw it at her, but she moved and it hit this older man.
"Can you tell me where the thong section is?" He asked, and then realized he asked the guy that since it didn't hit the lady.
"Yes, it's over there." He said pointing.
"What the hell, the birds must have pooped on me again." The older man said. I was rolling on the floor laughing at the fact that we were inside a mall. Carlisle tried not to laugh at that and the fact that he knew where the thong section was.
Carlisle came back over, glaring at us. He couldn't stay mad at us for long though, but he said we would get revenge.
We were in the car when Alice started.
"Hey dad, look." Alice said and as Carlisle looked, Alice threw a cupcake at him. We all busted out laughing, all of us except Carlisle at least. Esme was frowning, but trying not to laugh also.
"Ok, let's continue this game shall we?" Carlisle said as we all nodded.
"Rose… truth or dare?"
"What the hell dad, I did nothing to you and yet I get picked?" Rose said yelling while Carlisle just smirked.
"What will it be?" Emmett said impatient.
"Truth…" she said hearing an 'aww' from Carlisle and Emmett.
"Is it true that you once dressed up as a man just to see what it was like to kiss a girl?" Carlisle said smirking.
"Ugh, thanks Carlisle. Yes I did," Rose said looking annoyed.
"Why Rose?" Emmett asked, while the rest of us also wanted to know.
"It was about 20 years ago. You were out hunting and I was home alone. I had seen a bar around. So I went out and got guy clothes and dressed up as one. I went to the bar and flirted with girls. There was this 20 year old girl, who was hot if I may say so. Anyways, I flirted with her and we hit it off. I knew she was straight and she believed that I was a guy. We made out that night." Rose said looking ashamed.
"I can't believe you… you cheated on me!" Emmett said pissed off.
"Em, I didn't mean to, we didn't do anything else. I'm sorry," She said looking sad.
"It's ok, but I'd like to talk to you about it later." Emmett said as she nodded. He really was pissed off about it.
I felt bad for him, having to find that out after all this time.
"Ok, let's get back to the game…" Rose said after a few more minutes.
"Edward, truth or dare?"
Ok I hope that was good? I liked it… haha. I thought it was funny, just imagining him as it.
Umm, I'm planning on updating the rest of my stories this week too, so look for that.
Other than that, here is 2 stories for you.
It's been a long time-- This is a oneshot set 70 years after Edward left. This is more true to Romeo and Juliet, and not traditional to the "Bella is a vampire anyways" storyline. A really good one shot… which has a ton of emotions. Awesome awesome work. http://www . fanfiction . net/s/4714817/1/Its_Been_A_Long_Time
A strange love-- What happens when the cullens are out hunting but Jasper and Rosalie are left home? An event that leads to new feelings, the fall of a relationship, and a new one. Yes this will eventually be JasperxRosalie. Dont read if you dont like. No flames. Another awesome story. http://www . fanfiction .net/s/4704010/1/A_strange_Love
Without the spaces… between the dots that is.
Ummm… that's about it, I'll try to update this soon.