A/N- MY FIFTIETH STORY! And I ruined it by posting this garbage...*hint hint*. I am serious...this is bad. Really bad. If you can follow it...you're my hero. While you're at it, give me the plot of it, because I have no damn idea. See, four weeks without Ted makes my creativeness fade...

"Yo Adrian!"

"Stop."

"Yo Adrian, I did it!"

"Stop."

"Hukuna Matata!"

"I am begging you, stop."

"Do ya feel lucky punk? Well do ya?"

"For the love of God, stop!"

"Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"I give up. There's no shutting you up."

"Nobody puts baby in the corner."

"Since when do you watch Dirty Dancing?"

"The Champ is here!"

"You've gone off the deep end. Quoting Cena."

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

"How old is that movie exactly?"

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"Seriously, that's enough!"

"Fuh-get about it."

"That was a horrible accent."

"...Bond..James Bond."

"I am going to kill you. Stop it!"

"Everything the light touches, is our kingdom."

"What they hell is wrong with you?"

"...."

"Well?"

"I think I am the one who hurt Jeff." Finally, a confession.

"When?"

"Sunday, before the pay-per-view."

"Oh, no. He wasn't hurt, it was just a stor...."

"It wasn't because of jealousy either Cody Rhodes."

"Chris, Jeff isn...."

"Just because he wasn't the first undisputed champion, or ever a champion, the fans still cheer him like crazy. I don't care though."

"Did you not read the article on ?"

"Yeah, they might as well posted one with a headline that said "Jericho knocked out Hardy." The article basically said I did it."

"There was nothing in there abo..."

"It said "We will post more details as we get them." Right there says I did it."

"CHRIS! You didn't do anything. It was a storyline for Edge to return!"

"So basically what you are saying Cody Rhodes, is that I am the one who injured both Edge and Jeffrey?"

"What? No."

"WELL I DIDN'T. I HAVE AN ALIBI. VINCE KNOWS IT WASN'T ME CODY."

"Stop yelling. I didn't say you did any..."

"Stop trying to frame me assclown."

"You were the one who said you thought YOU HURT Jeff!"

"Get the dick out of your ears Cody Rhodes, I said no such thing. Do you really want me off RAW that bad?"

"I didn't do anything."

"Exactly. You didn't do anything. Except said I am the reason Jeff and Adam got hurt, then tried to frame me to get off Raw. Well it isn't working jerk-off."

"All I did was ask you what was wrong."

"Only so I would confess to something I didn't do. You did it Cody Rhodes. I know you did. I traced your blood to the scene of the crime."

"Have you been drinking?"

"Yes."

"I figured."

"Why? Did you add alcohol in my water bottle earlier hoping I would get alcohol poison?"

"Stop it. I am not trying to kill you."

"So you admit you tried to kill me with an excess amount of alcohol?"

"NO!"

"I'd get in my car, but I am afraid you cut the break the line."

"Oh, trust me. I did. I went when you weren't looking."

"I know. I saw you sneaking down the balcony."

"This room doesn't even have a balcony."

"Sure it doesn't Cody Rhodes. I don't care. I hate you. You tried to kill me."

"I did n..."

"NO CODY! I WILL NOT COME BE A STAR IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR CAR!"

"I am leaving. I'll see you in the morning when you are sober and thinking clearly."

"You could be a beauty queen in a magazine."

"I'm leaving Chris. I'll be in Ted's room."

"YOU PUT A BOMB IN THIS ROOM, DIDN'T YOU?"

"Bye."

A/N- Happy Thanksgiving...if you even made it this far.