Chapter 1- Allow me to introduce myself
My name is Audrina Maria Esposito-Korklan , I am twenty-one years old, and I am full blooded Italian. I have a dark skin tone which means that I am never in a tanning bed since I was blessed with golden brown skin. I am five foot eleven inches tall and my body puts Paris Hilton's to shame, I have long brown hair kind of like Jennifer Lopez, but I look way better than her, not to mention I have a way better booty. Oh, and did I mention that I am conceited?
My father died when I was three, and my mom never dated anyone until she found Joseph Korklan, a real estate agent from St. Louis, MO. They got married last weekend much to my dismay.
Some people call me a spoiled brat, because when my dad died he left me a multi-million dollar insurance policy. How did my dad die, you may wonder. Well, he died in a robbery at the restaurant that he and my mother owned. My mother took it really hard until she met Joe. Don't get me wrong, Joe is a nice guy but his son Matt is a total pain in my ass. Joe never ceases to throw it up to me that Matt, or Evan Bourne as the WWE fans know him by, works hard for his money unlike me who had it handed to me when I turned eighteen.
I was an only child up until my mom married Joe. My mom Katrina, however, never ceases to gross me out when she tells me how adorable Matt or Evan, or whatever the hell his name is would look together. I mean HELLO that's my step-brother, we live in St. Louis not West Virginia.
Sure he may hit on me but he's the pervert not me, there is no way I am ever going to hook up with my ass clown step-brother.
High flying moves and wearing spandex when he wrestles doesn't impress me one bit. At least I think it doesn't, oh Lord I did not just say that. I forgot to mention one little thing, if he wasn't my step-brother ,I'd tap him.
I know I just said my mom grosses me out saying we would look cute together but come on it's Matt we're talking about. Pardon me it's Evan Bourne, the sex on legs of the WWE.
Okay enough about me boasting my cell phone is ringing and the caller ID is blinking Matt. Oh boy, I cannot wait to hear what he has to say now.
"Hey Audrina," Matt said, "How is my sexy step-sister doing today?"
"Excuse me," I said on the other line.
"What's wrong," Matt replied.
"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little when you opened your mouth to speak," I said.
"You know you are a real bitch sometimes," he said.
"Being a bitch is my reputation," I said sarcastically, "I have to protect it."
"Yeah yeah," Matt said, "So anyways are you doing anything tonight?"
"Paul is taking me out," I said.
"Since when do you date Trips," he said.
"It's not that Paul you idiot," I said causing Matt to laugh.
"Oh that's right," he said, "Paul as in the hockey player dude with the tattoos and the drinking problem Paul, yeah I remember him."
"What do you have against him," I said, "He might make more money than you but you have no reason to hate him."
"I have my reasons," Matt said, "He's no good for you. He's a man skank."
"Man skank," I said, "Geeze that's a new one."
"Come on are you still dating that douche bag," Matt said.
"No," I said, "You were right he was a man skank all along, he had another girlfriend somewhere back east."
"I knew he was no good," Matt said, "So I was thinking, Raw is in town tonight and I would love to see you later on after the show. It's been a while since I've been home."
"Yeah it has been a while," I said, "As you know my mom married your dad by the way you greeted me on the phone."
"Yeah so we're siblings now," he said.
"Unfortunately," I scoffed.
"So are you going to come out after the show," Matt replied quickly changing the subject.
"Yeah why not," I said, "I need a night out anyways. I'll be at the arena at 8 so make sure I have a pass this time so the security guard doesn't think I'm some Evan Bourne groupie."
"Alright," he said, "Love ya sis."
"Too bad I don't love you bro bro," I said hanging up the phone.
So how should I dress, like a fan girl or like a ring rat. I think I'll go for ring rat this time just to embarrass Matt.
I showed up at the arena around quarter to eight dressed in a silver dress with matching heels and jewelry. My hair was done in curls that flow down my back, I have on light pink eye shadow, eye liner, and baby doll pink lip gloss.
"DAMN AUDRINA," I heard a voice say.
"Paul what are you doing here," I said, "I thought you'd be back east doing that little skank you got back in Pennsylvania."
"It's all star break," Paul said, "Since we have off I thought I'd come down here."
"Well I'd love to stay and chat," I said, "But my step-brother is waiting for me back there."
"Whoa, what," Paul said, "You have a step-brother now."
"Yeah my mom married Joe," I said.
"Tell her I said congratulations," Paul said, "It was a pleasure seeing you again."
"Yeah sure it was," I said pressing the lock button on my keys to lock my BMW.
I walked away and up to the security guard.
"Name," the big talking steroid asked.
"Audrina Esposito-Korklan," I said.
"Ah yes," he said, "Evan Bourne's step-sister. Go down the ramp and up the stairs and his locker room is the first one on the left."
"Thanks," I replied doing as I was told walking down the ramp and up the steps into Matt's locker room.
"Hey Matt," I called out, "Are you in here?"
"I'm in the shower," he called back, "I'll be out in a minute."
I sat down on the couch and pulled out my sidekick and started checking my MySpace page.
Just then I heard the shower turn off and I acted like I was sleeping.
I opened my eyes when I felt water hitting me to find Matt standing over me in nothing but a towel.
"Eww dude," I said, "Do you mind?"
"What's a matter," he said, "Like what you see?"
"Not at all," I said.
"Then maybe this will change your mind," he said kissing me.
I gave into the kiss only to break away when I realized what I was doing.
"Matt I can't," I said, "As much as I want to it's wrong."
Matt kissed me again, this time sliding his hand up my dress.
"Matt," I moaned.
"Please Audrina," he said.
Well I guess this was it, he was now my step-brother and my lover.