Hey. Yeah. Me again. Yup, new story idea. Sorry, but this was too good to pass up! I'm going to make it as random as possible and very different if I can from the other stories like these that I've read. I pinky swear!

Summery: Bella finds this old notebook as she's going through all of her junk and she decides that she isn't going to talk for an entire two months. Instead, she'll be communicating through that said notebook. The Cullens aren't human! Canon pairings!

Disclaimer: If I owned anything, I'd be making out with Emmett instead of writing this, you dimwits!

Edward; Bella; Jasper; Alice; Emmett; Rosalie

(Cullen Residence; at their dining room table. Bella has just announced she isn't going to talk for two whole months and has started writing notes in her notebook.)



This is a little drastic, don't you think?


Why are you doing this, Bella? Is it because I take you shopping 24/7? -pouts-

Why are you pouting on paper when I can clearly see you pouting, Alice?

Oh shove it, Jasper. -scowls-

-sigh- There you go again! Oh crap. I did it too..

Ha! See!


Guys, what's Emmett doing?

"She wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini..."



Have you lost your damn mind?



Can you read my mind?

Um, yes I believe I can.

Then, no: I haven't 'lost my damn mind'


Edward... -rolls eyes-

-sends out calm waves- Better?

-giggles stupidly- Ahh..touch my body!

Oh great, Jasper, you got Bella DRUNK!


(Bella snaps to attention when she hears Emmett laughing. She gets pissed.)


What? What'd I do!?

-crying- You flushed my pet BANANA! -runs away crying-





Well that was awkward..


Ha! So what'd you think? Liked it? Hated it? Both? I was dieing laughing while writing this! You have no idea how hard it was to keep my composure! My mom is still staring at me...Oh crap. I forgot to take my ADHD meds..Oh well.

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