Dear Sam,

Hey little brother, what's up?

So I was wondering how's college going? You got a girlfriend? Bet you do huh, and bet ya she's hot too. So, if you were wondering me and dad are fine, even though you left seven months ago, he's still pissed off, well he cooled down a little bit so I guess that's a good thing right? Anyhow, you should've seen the last hunt we were on, man, it was a good old fashioned ghost, hahaha, dad got his ass beaten by the poltergeist though.

But the real reason why I am writing this letter to you is because I miss you and I want to know how my one and only favorite little brother is doing in college, so I guess you're doing alright then. So tell me what college is like, is it fun? Is it boring? Have you gone to any college parties and met college girls? Huh?

Well, dad is coming in, I don't want him to see what I am writing, cause he'll get mad, and I don't want you to get in anymore trouble then you already are with dad. Stay well and take care of yourself Sammy, never forget who you are. Miss you!

Love your brother,