Omake Chapter #1
Kikiomi: this time Melanie will tell us what type of boy she attracts!
Melanie: The guy to fall in love with me is the guy that stares at me all day in science class, loves just to talk to me and wishes I would notice him. He'd love to ask me out but he hasn't found a good time yet. I should give him time. He'll do it eventually. The cute, quiet and shy guy!
Kikiomi: Wow! And I was being honest! Maybe that means bleep will ask me out in real life!
Melanie: Do you mean Logan-kun Kikiomi?
Melanie: Kikiomi loves Logan!
Kikiomi: My REAL name is Melanie too you know…
Melanie: MELANIE LOVES LOGAN!
Kikiomi: Yes. She also loves Evan.
Melanie: Jeez. How many guys do you like?
Kikiomi: Lets see, 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. Five!
Melanie: Who are you top two?
Kikiomi: Logan, and Evan.
Melanie: Jeez girl….
Kikiomi: Now here comes Rika with here yaoi report!
Rika: Hola! Now some of you may be wondering what yaoi is. Well it is the most awesome form of anime and manga! It is gay anime porn!
Kikiomi: Well, you sure are, um, special Rika.
Rika: Thank you! Now I read the yaoi with the bleep and bleep in it. I love to write yaoi stories too. They have bleep, bleep, and bleep.
Kikiomi: twitch Well, Rika, thank you for, telling us about the "wonderful" world of yaoi.
Melanie: (to Kikiomi) Why did you give her the yaoi report?
Kikiomi: To shut her up. Now it is time for a question from the fans!
Melanie: What fans?
Kikiomi: Now lets see, "What is Melanie's bra size?" Let's skip that one. "Does Rika wear a bikini?" What the hell? What kind of perverted questions are these? They're both from Irish! Get out here Irish!
Kikiomi: slaps Irish Idiot.
Irish: Jeez Kiki-nee-chan.
Kikiomi: This is Irish, the person Rika is based off of. She is my best friend.
Irish: You forgot about the bleep in the yaoi report! Now little children, go talk to strangers! Play with big sticks, but most importantly watch yaoi!
Kikiomi: slaps Irish. Don't tell them that!
Irish: Why not?
Kikiomi: Why don't we just call out a Lexi? Cause more trouble!
Lexi: You called.
Kikiomi: Bangs head on table. Come on! Do you want to ruin my day?
Lexi & Irish: Yes.
Charlie: Hello my sweet dear. Walks up to Kikiomi.
Lexi: Not touching that one.
Kikiomi: Some friends you are. Mikio-chi!
Mikio: Runs in, and kicks Charlie in the face. Are you okay Kiki-chan?
Kikiomi: Hugs Mikio I love you!
Mikio: (to herself) Stupid pervert! (To Kikiomi) I love you to Kiki-chan! No boy is going to steal you away unless he has my approval!
Kikiomi: Approve Evan. Please.
Mikio: (evilly) I'll have to question him first!! Plus Taku-chan will have to approve! I don't think he will though! (To Takumi) Will you?
Mikio: Do you approve of Kiki-chan having a boyfriend?
Takumi: She's a big girl. She can take care of herself.
Kikiomi: Well we've run out of time. Bye-bye!
Everyone: Bye! Everyone exits, except Rika and Melanie
Rika: What do we do? We aren't alive outside this story?
Melanie: I have no clue.
Lights shut off.
Rika: Melanie, are you still there?
Charlie: (to Melanie) You are just like the real you, but younger, but I still like.
Melanie: Feeling something slimy on her neck. Gross! Slaps Charlie across the face.
Charlie: I get it. I'll go seduce Nene then.
Melanie: Rika? Rika are you there. Runs to door, it's locked. Crap.
Charlie: I'm still here. Puts hand on Melanie's shoulder.
Melanie: Crap! No! Let me out! Help! Come on!
The End of Omake 1.