Disclaimer: Seriously if I owned iCarly I don't think I would be writing SPAM fanfiction, You would see it on TV every episode. Plus I would be making out with Jerry Trainor all the time. I also do not own the Monkees and all these songs were written by Mike Nesmith!

A/N: This is a three parter. I was listening to my monkees CD and I thought that some of these songs would make good Spam songfics so here you go the next to will be up soon.

All men must have someone, have someone
Who would never take advantage
Of a love bright as the sun.
Someone to understand them,
And you just may be the one.

Now I admit that I, Spencer Shay, have had no luck with girls they were either crazy like Ms. Ackerman or Stephanie with her stupid unicorn or they have cheated on me like Connie, or they already had a boyfriend. So am I crazy for wanting someone to love so I don't have to be lonely, especially when I have the perfect girl in mind? Some would say no and to go after her; however some would probably call the police when they found out it was Sam.

All men must have someone, have someone
Who would never take for granted
All the pleasures and the fun.
Someone to stand beside them
And you just may be the one.

I don't know when I realized it, that I loved my sister's best friend. Maybe it was the fact that she was always at our house, the times she's called me handsome while I was cooking or maybe it was her lovely long curly blond locks, but one thing was sure I love Sam and I was going to let her know.

I saw when you walked by, the love light in your eye
And I knew I must try
To win you more than just a friend, I'm starting near the end,
And I go again.

So I decided I would tell her. I planned on telling her that she was the only girl that ever made me feel butterflies and that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her with the whole works marriage, kids and eating ham for the rest of our lives. One night when Carly wasn't home she walked in and I thought this would be the perfect time to tell her, then I noticed her big smile.

"Hey Sam, what are you so happy about?" I asked

"Oh my god Spencer I am so happy, I just got asked to the dance by Freddie, I am so excited!" She said jumping up and down in that way girls do.

"Oh?" I was trying not to sound pissed.

"Yeah and I mean I guess I have always had a crush on him you don't know how that makes me feel, we are going to be boyfriend and girlfriend isn't that weird?" she looked up at me.

"Yeah" my voiced sort of squeaked "I am very happy for you" I was shocked when she ran up and hugged me. I hugged her back trying to hold onto her for as long as I can.

But I won't give up, I know that she and Freddie won't last, and one day we will be together and I will be happy.

All men must have someone, have someone
Who would never take advantage
Of a love bright as the sun.
Someone to understand them,
And you just may be the one.

Someone to stand beside them
And you just may be the one.

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