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Imagine Whirled Peas

The NaughtyPastryChef


After Alice's win of the Christmas round, Rosalie decided that we would play again. She refused to accept that Alice, Esme, Emmett and I had won and she hadn't. her vanity knows no bounds.

I sighed, but I was excited to play again. I had been searching my memory for some good quotes; I think I can win again. Since Rosalie demanded the re-play, she was allowed to go first.

Rosalie: Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with a little hat on?

Alice: You see this jacket I'm wearing, you like it? Because I don't really need it, I'm cloaked in Failure!

Jasper: Shh, listen. Do you smell something?

Carlisle: Quick Darling, back in the closet!

Esme: What if, at a key moment in the game, my uniform bursts open and, oops, my bosoms come flying out? That might draw a crowd.

Edward: You think there are men in this country that ain't seen your bosoms?

Bella: I'm sorry, I'm just a little pregnant here…

Emmett: Hey baby, ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?


Alice: Holy Fuck the little stoner was right

Jasper: Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi party!

Carlisle: Off to find the mythical clitoris!

Esme: Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather

Edward: Oh God, you mean that smell is you? If I could bottle you I'd shove you under my armpits everyday.

Bella: All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.

Emmett: When life gives you lemons, you say "fuck the lemons" and bail.

Rosalie: But how could you see me, the glass was frosted?

Alice: Now just because someone sees two naked people asleep in bed together, it doesn't necessarily prove that sex was involved. It does, however, make for a very strong case.

Jasper: Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, Son.

Carlisle: By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of OZ.

Esme: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there

Edward: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

Bella: Whoa, that's a big butt.

Emmett: I dare you to touch the butt…

Rosalie: I will not be muzzled out by an e…jaculation!

I snorted in laughter. It was the perfect quote for Rosalie. We had just recently bought Mamma Mia and I could totally picture Rosalie playing that part. It was too funny. I looked over at Rose and gave her a goofy thumbs-up.

She actually smiled back at me, while I was occupied, Edward pulled me back into him. I continued to laugh into his chest; I could feel him laughing too. Edward asked me a question.

"This is so much fun. Bella, I still think that I can win though. Rematch?"