(A/N: I'd liekz to thank meh fanz gawd blezz u awl. I'd alzo liek to giv a shout out to Jezuz foar blessin I wiff da idea for dizz stori while I waz prayin at Jezuz Camp *tearz ob joi* I luv praiin n sangin n church. I'd alzo liek to thank Gawd for meh writin prowezz. ThAnx GaWd 3)
Da next mornin at hoem aftuh sex jezuz put on hiz long blakk robe dat hadz a hood on it wiff a big pikture uv amy lee frum evanezence he decidedz to wear hiz crown ob thornz cuz he'z juzz hXc liek dat, n fastned hiz sandlez dat were black n he wish he'd wear bootz ninstead uv sandlez becuz dey're moar golf but jezuz iz n israel n dei dun maek bootz dare n he can't haz dem ordered off da internet cuz it'd be frum da internet n isreal aer terroriztz he put pentagramz on hiz robe he kood get raeped for dat but he waz a rebel so he didn't caer, he convertedz to satinizm cuz he went agenzt hiz fadduh n worshipped silkly fabric
He hadz two sneek out ob da houze befoar da firzt raep n beatinz (wiff a belt ob courze) ob da mornin to meet up wiff judaz
judaz hadz hiz dyed blakk hairz hanginz partly n hiz face n sum of it waz bloo hiz roabz hadz a big heartagramz on it n he hadz to wear sandlez two cuz we're terroriztz
Da one eye i kood see waz mysteriuz n golfik n madez I frozen n plaec
"we're so rebeliuz" said judaz
"yah" I agreedz geddin awff my camal sabbyth that i waz rydin on dizz whole tiem. n den we maed sex n da middle ob da dezert becuz we're so h tiemz c n it'z juzz hawter n publik
"Jezuz! Get yo nigga azz drezzed n out ob da dirt befoar I beat yo' bitch ass iz tiem for bible skool, ho!" said Mary Jezuz'z mawm.
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"how lawngz waz you there?" i asked mi mawm disturbedly
"I'll waitz forever foar u, mi luv" saidz judaz az i road wiff mi mawm to bIbLez skool "Jezuz I tellz you erreh mothuh f*kkin tiemz two taek da munny up front"
"our luv iz free, mawm" I sai
"yo mama's foar free" said my mawm
"?" I said
my mawm didn't hear I
So when I tewk mi dezk n bible skoolz I waz da lazt one dare n I sat side wayz at my unkept dezk cuz datz hao rebeliuz homosexualz sit
I scoped da clazz whyle da teachah sistuh nun waz talkinz cuz aba golf n our hardcorenezz keepz uz frum payin attenshinz n I worshipped satin nsted ob mi dadz any waiz
Den my eyez stopped at da mozt piercin poolz ob coal I ebeh seen floz of white blondez soft curlz flowed oba her bodi liek a swimmin pool
she hadz on a murlin manzon shirt cuverin her curvy boddee "hey dazz a rebeliuz band" I said cuzz I waz sittin by her
"yaahz you lewk rebeliuz" her voice hadz a wavy shake to itz wen she spoke n i found it veri seXc
"Mi Naem iz bootiful dodo birdz" she said dodo birdz were alive bakk den
"I liek ur pentagramz, gawd blezz satin" she said
I smiledz
"UH OHZ!" I though to miself "meh one luv iz for judaz wat I do"
I stawped n ponda'd What Would Jesus Do?
I asked myself
"g2g, by" I said n left da rewm da teechur didn't notice cuz i blended n wiff da wallz cuz ab a golf n golfz haz so much pain n their livez dei blend into wallz
I waz feeln nervuz so i took a 40 moar hitz uv LSD tierz wen I waz kalm n shur ob mi luv enuff I went to judaz'z shed, wen I gawt dare I heard talkin "ab gunna go to da kitchen n maekz a sammich cuz ab hungree" Mi HeArt sank /3
"get me won twoz" dat voice, it had da sExC wavinezz
"WTF!?" I yelledz wen i saw bootiful dodobirdsz (dei were alive bakk den) n Judaz n bed n smokin n eatin sammichez.
to be continued...
