Tobi: TOBI WELCOMES EVERYONE TO AKATSUKI THERAPY! 'CAUSE TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D
Pein: Yes, Welcome. I am your leader, and also the god of this facility. I rule everthing and everyone here.
Konan: Um, honey that's only because you have the most issues, and your threatened the others with a Spork.
Pein: O.o fear the Spork bishes.
Everyone except for Tobi: ~.~
Itachi: Hn…. We 'welcome' anyone who has any issues, problems whatever…
Zetsu: Yes we want to help you
No! He lies, we want to eat you! Mwahahahaha!
Tobi: holding frying pan Hehehehe silly Zetsu-san.!
Kisame: comes out singing I'm A Barbie Girl in a Barbie wo- O_o HOLY MUFFIN SNICKER DOODLES!
Everyone Except Itachi (because he sees Kisame do that ALL the time xD): what the Fuck (un)
Kisame: …. poofs away
Konan: sighs Anyways to get to the point, we want you to fill out a form. (review!~ you know you want to :D) It should say Name (doesn't have to be real) hair color, eye color, age, (again doesn't have to be real) your problem and the member/members tiy would like to talk to.
Sasori; Don't you have anything to say Sasori-Danna un?
Everyone except Sasori: What? (un)
Sasori: Whipped cream…
Deidara: what the fuck Danna?! Un!
Deidara; Walks over to Sasori, who has glasses on, a book in one hand and a pencil in the other.
Sasori: low carbed, fat free, banana chocolate smoothie yogurt (._.)
Deidara: OH EM GEE DANNA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UN!?!?!?!
Sasori: ice cre- looks up a cross word puzzle….
Deidara: what's milk got to do with it un!?
Sasori: it's a dairy based cross word puzzle… goes back to puzzle
Konan: err… anyways… Please drop by if you need any help, its free.
Kakuzu: ZOMMFGETFBBQ!?! NO MONEY!
Konan: …. Well attempt to stop by…
Hidan :CALM THE FUCK DOWN BITCH!
Everyone, well sorta: BAI~ (UN)