10 things Edward would never say!

1. "I'm hot! I dazzled myself!" - SO TRUEE!

2. "Bella- shut your mouth!"

3. "Rosalie- YOUR FAT!" LMAO :P

4. "I'm a proud Volvo owner." Gay tone - Dun't think that's possible :P

5. "Mike likes me…" ERM.. GAY?!

6. "You wish you were me!" - No, I wish I was Bella -_-

7. "Like, oh my gosh!"

8. "WOW! Bella, your UGLAAY!"

9. "RAWR! DID I scare you?"

10. "Party over here! WOO WOO!"

Yes, I'm very bored! :P