Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight

Author's note: I have no idea why I took this down with the others, but I'm putting it back up now. Only minor spelling corrections.

Twilight Series in a nutshell
Twilight

Bella: I hate Forks. Who's that mysterious guy?

Bella: Why does Edward already hate me? I must smell bad.

Edward: Must not kill Bella.

Bella trips on random object Truck comes rapidly toward Bella

Edward: Not her.

Edward saves Bella

Bella: How did you do that?

Edward glares

Bella glares

Bella blushes

Bella trips on random object

Edward: Let's be friends even though I'm dangerous, and we shouldn't be friends.

Bella: okay

Edward glares

Bella blushes

Edward saves Bella again

Edward: I'm a vampire, and I read minds.

Bella: You can't read my mind; I'm a freak!

Edward takes Bella to the meadow.

Edward sparkles

Bella stares

Bella tries to kiss Edward

Edward freaks out

Edward: I love Bella

Bella: I love Edward even though he's a vampire, and I barely know him.

Edward: Must not kill Bella

Bella trips on random object

Edward: I've been stalking you and spending all of my nights in your room.

Bella: I'm flattered

Bella blushes.

Edward: Let's meet my family.

Bella: I hope the vampires like me.

Vampires play baseball

Bad vampires arrive

James: I want Bella

Edward growls

James growls

Edward runs away with Bella

Bella: Oh no Charlie!

Jasper, Alice, Bella hide in Phoenix

Bella: He has my mom!

Bella rushes to sadistic vampire

Edward saves Bella again

Edward: I love Bella

Bella: I love Edward

Bella: I want to be a vampire!

Bella trips on random object

Bella blushes