Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy.

AN: I was gonna do this with Buffy, but Faith worked better.


Faithy the vampire slayer,
Had a very dark dark past,
And if you knew about it,
You would know it really sucked.

All of the other Scoobies,
Got scared of her and ran away.
They never let poor Faithy,
Join in any Scooby games.

Then one really tough patrol,
Buffy came to say,
"Faithy, with your awesome might,
Help me slay some vamps tonight."

Then all the Scoobies loved her,
And they shouted out with glee,
"Faithy the vampire slayer, you'll
Go down in history!"