Yellow

(parody to Mellow)

Have you ever seen a new kid play ITG?

Have you ever seen a guy fail a song on easy?

Have you ever been tired, your legs felt like Jell-o?

Your skin color is yellow

Have you ever been pissed at a distracting noob?

Have your ever acted like a dumbass on YouTube?

Have you ever been shy, didn't even say "Hello"

Your skin color is yellow

School's over, time to get out of class

Gettin' some lunch, cutting across the grass

Throw out all the legumes, keep the rest to consume

Now you wanna head on over to the game room

So get your laptop and your USB

Open Groovestats, it's your less-than-three

Hacking the machine, you know the way

Here come the ladies? Free play!

Now stomp, stomp goes the beat of the pad

Hold was bad, you're now friggin' mad

Miss, miss in the melody

That was b.s., you gonna RC?

Wham, bam, boogie if you can

You want to get the sensors fixed? I know a man

He's got screwdrivers and electrical tape

Ask nicely so you can bracket rape

Have you ever had to withdraw cash from a bank?

Have you ever let somebody buy you a drank?

Have you ever sat on the couch and caught a Swellow?

Your skin color is yellow

Have you ever had feet too small to cheat the hands?

Have you ever had uncontrollable sweat glands?

Has it ever been said, "Your arms are weak as marshmallows?"

Your skin color is yellow

(Random lines that contribute nothing to the original song) Get out the magic keyboard!

Have you ever seen someone who got a quad star?

Have you ever passed a song while playing no bar?

Has it ever been said, "You're a jolly good fellow!"

Your skin color is yellow