Disclaimer: I don't own any PJO characters, Greek gods and goddesses, and other stuff.
A/N: PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS PEOPLE! I NEED MORE!
You Know You're Obsessed When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There's a thunderstorm going on and you scream, "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!"
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy without glasses (can be very embarrassing... I know from experience).
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, "Hi Athena!"
You're in a running/swimming race and you're praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family (my friends did that with the manga/anime Shugo Chara and left me out because I didn't know what it was).
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda…
You're on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You're in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em's and say you're camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he's dumb and violent you know!). Me: Don't kill me Ares! NNOOOOO!!!!
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??!!!
Like it everyone!? If you did, please send me ideas! I really really really need more!!!