I want a wraith drone for Christmas

Only a wraith drone will do

I don't want a ZPM or a stupid stargate

I want a wraith drone, it would be great

I want a wraith drone for Christmas

I don't think Woolsey will mind, do you?

He won't have to pretend he hates the wraith through and through

He will just pet its head

And it'll love him too

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Creeping down to the gateroom

Imagine my joy

Oh imagine, my surprise

When I see my wraith drone when I open my eyes

I want a wraith drone for Christmas

Only a wraith drone will do

No stupid queens, no hybrids too

I only like wraith drones

And wraith drones like me too

(Short musical interlude)

Woolsey says a wraith drone will eat me up

But Keller says that it will eat food

(Short musical interlude)

There's room for him in our jumper bay

I'll take him for a ride for the entire day

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Creeping down to the gateroom

Imagine my joy

Oh imagine, my surprise

When I see my wraith drone when I open my eyes

I want a wraith drone for Christmas

Only a wraith drone will do

No stupid queens, no hybrids too

I only like wraith drones

And wraith drones like me too