Driving through the snow
in a stolen Chevrolet.
Through the streets we go,
Laughing all the way. HAHAHA
Bells on alarms ring,
making police rise.
What fun it is to rob
and sing a slaying song tonight.

Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And the Joker got away.

Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Poor Riddler's, under wraps for sure,
But the Joker got away.

This year has been a bust,
the Bat was always there.
But this new plan I trust,
will get him out'my hair.
The big tree's been replaced,
with a bomb quite nuclear.
There's nothing like a mushroom cloud
to ring in the new year.

Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And the Joker got away.

Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Mr. Freeze cut the cheese,
And the Joker got away.

The mayor's at the switch,
the situation's dire.
Then Bird Boy swoops in,
and he cuts the wire.
My trick is up in smoke,
it's time to take my leave.
But Bats is there, so it's
back to jail on Christmas Eve.

Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And the Joker got away.

Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Sent Batgirl, for a whirl
And the Joker got away.

Ivy grew the tree,
Freeze provides the snow.
Harley's there for me,
under mistletoe.
Pengy cooks the goose.
What an ironic pack.
But then Croc starts a fight,
And I slip out the back!

HA! Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And the Joker got away.

Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Arkham's fun, but son of a gun
The Joker's got away.