This story is for JustMeForNow! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Cathrine quoted. Sara, drink in her hand and mouth, burst out laughing at the reaction from the three males. It had been a slow night for the CSI's so they had decided to all sit in the break room and wait for someone to commit a crime. They had begun to get bored so to spice things up a bit Catherine had said the first thing that came into her brain.
"What it's true!" Catherine defended her self. "Come on Sara, back me up here." She asked while turning around in her seat to face Sara. Sara was sat there choking on her water. Grissom came up behind Sara and patted her on the back a few times.
"Yeh…Catherine's right." She exclaimed in between coughing.
"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped." Catherine stated a smile engulfing her face as Sara began to choke again. After a few seconds she regained her composure.
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!" Sara exclaimed as she watched Nick, Warrick and Grissoms reaction.
Just then Grissom felt a vibration in his pocket. He reached down and pulled his mobile out. "I think we have a case…" He announced as he read the text out loud. "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery…what the?" Grissom said as Warrick, Nick, Sara and Catherine burst out laughing. Grissom checked his phone to see who the text message had come from.
He is so dead.
Greg pranced into the break room looking pretty please with himself. "Greg…" Grissom began in a stern tone but was interrupted by Greg.
"Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!" Grissom might have been inclined to believe him if he hadn't been grinning from ear to ear, and if he didn't no that the text had come from his phone.
"Greg I no it was you. You shouldn't be using company mobiles to play…" Grissom was interrupted yet again by Greg.
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." Greg grin grew bigger as Warrick and Nick nodded in agreement. Grissom just shook his head and sighed. He looked over at Sara; she seemed lost in her thoughts.
"You know Sara, The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." Grissom told her as he shot her a small smile. She smiled back and turned to see Catherine staring at them.
"You know it's rude to stare."Sara exclaimed letting Catherine no she had been caught.
"I wasn't staring!" She replied defensively.
"Look Catherine, There are three sides to this argument -- your side, my side and the right side." Sara replied smiling slightly. After this the break room when quiet again and Sara decided that her coffee could do with a refill. She got up and made her way to the pot.
"How about we play a game?" Greg asked excitedly. "Are there any board games in here?" Greg asked as he looked around the break room.
"Greg, may I ask why you think that there would be any board games in this working environment?" Grissom asked as he raised an eyebrow.
"I just though that there might be a game like chess around here." Greg replied as he shrugged his shoulders. Grissom was about to reply but was cut of by Sara.
"You know, a computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." She said as she turned around and smiled.
Thank you to CSI-Granger for the wonderful beta editing! Hope you all enjoyed reading…