Okay, so, how many of you have seen the Llama Song on youtube? Well, here's the Cullen version, and its even funnier with pictures. Look it up.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING TWILIGHT! (Okay, so that's a lie, I have three fanshirts, twwo packs of trading cards, and a rubber Team Edward bracelet. Happy now?)


Here's a Cullen
There's a Cullen
And another little cullen
Fuzzy Cullen
Funny Cullen
Cullen
Cullen
Truck

Cullen Cullen werewolf Cullen
Grizzly muffin piano Cullen
Cullen Cullen bracelet Cullen
Cullen Cullen Truck

I was once a Volvo
Cedward baked a cake
But(t) i never saw the way
The Bella kissed the Jake

I was only just undead
Alice told a tale
And now listen
Bella, dear
Jacob wags his tail

Did you ever see a Cullen
Kiss a Cullen
On the Cullen
Cullen's Cullen
Tastes of Cullen
Cullen
Cullen
Truck

Half a cullen
Twice the cullen
Not a cullen
Newton Cullen
Cullen in a car
Alarm a
Cullen
Cullen
Truck

Is this how it's told now?
Aro is so old
Is it made of venom juice?
sparkle
marble
cold

Alice likes to spend the cash
Jacob's out of luck
And in the final chapter
He imprints with a duck


lol....let me know what you think, please. Flames welcome.