Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia. Yet. Don't be too mean, this is for a challenge!

Yeah. Challenge by Robin the Perpetually 15. Uh, I just randomly wanted to try it. So ignore the shortness, randomness, and weirdness. The challenge was to write a oneshot using the sentence 'is it edible' without Raine's cooking and referencing the dwarven vows. So it's strange...


"Uh, Lloyd?"

"Yeah, Genis?"

"What are you doing?"

"I'm taste-testing, duh!"

"But, um…"

"Genis, go away!"

"Hey guys!"

"Colette, make Lloyd stop!"

"Hey, Colette, want some?"

"Hey what about me, don't I get any?"

"Come on, Genis, I thought you didn't know what I was doing."

"Yeah, but hey, it can't be too bad."

"Okay, here."

"Oh, fine, I'll try it too."

"Here, Colette."

"Hey, that's good!"

"Yeah, hehe!"

"Dwarven vow number—"

"Shut up, Genis! I hate those!"

"But—"

"What are you three doing?"

"Hey Sheena. Want some?"

"What is it?"

"Dunno. Here."

"Thanks, Colette. Ew, it's gross!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"I'm getting Raine."

"No, don't!"

"Hey, hunnies, what are you doing?"

"Ooh, here Zelos, try this."

"Why thank you, my voluptuous hunny! OW!"

"Do you like it?"

"It's NASTY! I'm getting Raine!"

"I already am!"

"May I inquire what you are doing?"

"P-Presea! Here, try this, it's good!"

"Thank you, G-Genis."

"D-do you like it?"

"I am not partial to this flavor."

"…Oh."

"Hey, Regal, want some?"

"Lloyd, what is that?"

"Uh, we're not sure."

"Is it edible?"

"We ate it."

"That doesn't mean…oh, my stomach hurts…"

"Mine, too…."

"Lloyd, this is your fault! Ugh…"

Nuh-uh, Genis. Ew, you just puked."

"My stomach seems to be in pain."

"Bud, I'm gonna kill you…if I don't die first…"

"Owwwwww….My stomach."

"You're a ninja, suck it up. OW!"

"My point exactly. RAINE!"

"Yes, Regal?"

"Heal them, please. They ate something."

"What did they eat?"

"I'm not sure."

"Children?"

"Ugh…."

"Over there…"

"WHAT??? YOU IDIOTS!!! THAT'S DRAGON FECES!!!!"

"LLOYD I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!"

"Nurse."

"Hey! Guys! That hurts!"

"Lloyd, you made me eat DRAGON POOP!"

"OUCH! HEY! LET ME GO! OWWWW! MY ARM!!! MY STOMACH!!! OTHER VARIOUS PARTS OF MY BODY!!! OWW! DAMMIT THAT HURTS!!!"
"Grave!"

"Pyre Seal!"

"Demon Spear!"

"OUCH!!!!!! GUYS, COME ON! THE DWARVEN VOWS SAY NOT TO HURT SOMEONE!!!"

"Haha, Lloyd is crying. TIDAL WAVE!"

"OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ha. Okay, children, leave him alone. First Aid!"

"Ow….Raine, can I have a lemon gel?"

"No. That's what you get for serving them waste products."

"Dwarven Vow #2. Never abandon someone in need."

"I am a half-elf, not a dwarf. RAY!"

"OWWWW!!!"