Jun got Run Over by a Unimon

By Digitalrailroader

Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Digimon, I DO Own Digi City.

NOTE: If you are a Jun Fan, This is as far as you go. For the Rest, Happy Reading!

Jun got run over by a Unimon
walkin' home from City Hall, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Gennai.
But as for me and Davis, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog.
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd forgot her Digivice,
and she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Gennai marks on her back.

Jun got run over by a Unimon,
walkin' home from City Hall, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Gennai,
but as for me and Davis, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Davis.
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' Soccer,
drinkin' Cocoa and playin' cards with Veemon.

It's not Christmas without Jun.
All the Chosen dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Send them back)

Jun got run over by a Unimon,
walkin' home from City Hall, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Gennai,
But as for me and Davis, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table.
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and Red candle,
that would just have matched the Color of Jun's Hair.

I've warned all of Digi City.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a Mekanorimon and plays with Digimon.

Jun got run over by a Unimon,
walkin' home from City Hall, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Gennai,
but as for me and Davis, we believe.
(Sing it Davis)

Jun got run over by a Unimon,
walkin' home from City Hall, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Gennai,
but as for me and Davis, we believe.

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