Ron and the Reindeer
By Captainkodak1


Ronnie got run over by a reindeer
Running home from mission Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Rufus, we believe

He'd been eating too many Nacos,
we begged him not to go,
But he forgot his slurpee
So he ran out into the snow.
When we found him Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
he had hoof prints on his forehead
And Claus marks on his back

Ronnie got run over by a reindeer
Running home from mission Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Rufus, we believe

Now we're all so proud of Rufus,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking rootbeer and
Playing Mayhem with our friend Felix.
It's not Christmas without Ronnie,
No one's watching Snowman Hank,
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts,
Or send them back?
Send them back!!

Ron got run over by a reindeer
Running home from mission Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Rufus, we believe

Now the twins are on a rampage
with new missile that's so big,
And me and Wade are planning
a new mission that
tracks down Rudolph's nose.
I've warned all my
Friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves,
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
And plays with elves.

Ronnie got run over by a reindeer
Running home from mission Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Rufus, we believe
But as for me and Rufus, we believe

But as for me and Rufus, we believe

Merry Christmas everybody!!!


Okay now that I am done everyone can throw something at me.

Don't know why this one came out, I hit my head and had to take some pain medication. Maybe I should do that more often.

Kim and Ron are property of Disney.

A whole bunch of people have released a version of the song but I don't own it. Wish I did. I could get rid of it.

As ever.

The Captain

Head slightly hurting

roger and out

Right hand salute.