On the first day of Christmas my best friends gave to me
A bound and gagged Dr. Rodney.

On the second day of Christmas my best friends gave to me
Two Carson clones
And a bound and gagged Dr. Rodney

On the third day of Christmas my best friends gave to me
Three Different leaders
Two Carson clones
And a bound and gagged Dr. Rodney

On the fourth day of Christmas my best friends gave to me
Four puddle jumpers
Three Different leaders
Two Carson clones
And a bound and gagged Dr. Rodney

On the fifth day of Christmas my best friends gave to me
Five ZPMs
Four puddle jumpers
Three different leaders
Two Carson clones
And a bound and gagged Dr. Rodney

On the sixth day of Christmas my best friends gave to me
Six wraith allies
Five ZPMs
Four puddle jumpers
Three different leaders
Two Carson clones
And a bound and gagged Dr. Rodney

On the seventh day of Christmas my best friends gave to me
Seven whales a swimming
Six wraith allies
Five ZPMs
Four puddle jumpers
Three different leaders
Two Carson clones
And a bound and gagged Dr. Rodney

On the eighth day of Christmas my best friends gave to me
Eight Injured Lorne's team
Seven whales a swimming
Six wraith allies
Five ZPMs
Four puddle jumpers
Three different leaders
Two Carson clones
And a bound and gagged Dr. Rodney

On the ninth day of Christmas my best friends gave to me
Nine Teylas fighting
Eight Injured Lorne's team
Seven whales a swimming
Six wraith allies
Five ZPMs
Four puddle jumpers
Three different leaders
Two Carson clones
And a bound and gagged Dr. Rodney

On the tenth day of Christmas my best friends gave to me
Ten Sheppards flying
Nine Teylas fighting
Eight Injured Lorne's team
Seven whales a swimming
Six wraith allies
Five ZPMs
Four puddle jumpers
Three different leaders
Two Carson clones
And a bound and gagged Dr. Rodney

On the eleventh day of Christmas my best friends gave to me
Eleven Fords dying
Ten Sheppards flying
Nine Teylas fighting
Eight Injured Lorne's team
Seven whales a swimming
Six wraith allies
Five ZPMs
Four puddle jumpers
Three different leaders
Two Carson clones
And a bound and gagged Dr. Rodney

On the twelfth day of Christmas my best friends gave to me
Twelve shirtless Ronons
Eleven Fords dying
Ten Sheppards flying
Nine Teylas fighting
Eight injured Lorne's team
Seven whales a swimming
Six wraith allies
Five ZPMs
Four puddle jumpers
Three different leaders
Two Carson clones
And a bound and gagged Dr. Rodney