Long after the epic battle with the evil witch, Princess Peach Toadstool (who was presumedly stated dead after no one was able to find her body), Bowser and Charizard, accompanied by Doctor Mario, who helped the two gain enough funds to ensure them live support, were walking peacefully on a rather unknown grassy meadow, watching the blue birds flying other them chirping in tune as the sun shined brightly within the clear blue skies, the background filled with bright blue hills and white clouds.

"So, what are we going to do now?" Charizard asked as he munched on a delicious, yellowish sugar cookie, smacking his lips together with delight.

Bowser scratched his chin, trying to think. "Hmmm... well, with Princess peach presumedly dead, we can make anywhere our home. We're heroes!"

Dr. Mario nodded, smiling widely as he came in between the two reptilians, "Well, let's wrap up our little tale with a song." He turned around, winking to the screen. "Robotnik?"

It was then that the awesome AoStH incarnation of Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik popped out of nowhere with a microphone, appearing next to Bowser.

"So let the heartaches begin... I can't help it, I can't win..." Robotnik proudly sang as Bowser, Charizard, and Dr. Mario joined in, singing in a quartet, "I lost the girl for sure, and now she tears no more..."

And they lived happily ever after.

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Except Ness, who lost her love in Charizard. Poor girl. At least a fully recovered Ridley and a badly wounded Solid Snake managed to calm her sad soul.

THE END