'Tis the time of year that scares me

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

The labs are haunted by Rodney

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Don we now our gate apparel

Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Hurry now we're goin' off-world

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the brilliant gate before us

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

On we trudge through alien forest

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Let's all hope that this will go well

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Because our mission are not Show and tell

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Let's all hope that the wraith don't come here

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Then we'll have a merry Christmas and happy New Year

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

We should hurry and get back quick

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

If we want to spend Christmas on Atlantis

Fa la la la la, la la la la.