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"What are you doing here?" I asked him.

"I'm here to see you, my love," he responded in a creepy voice.

"No! You don't love me. You never did and you never will," I yelled.

I could hear footsteps stomping down the stairs and I knew that I yelled too loud.

"Bella!!!!! Bella!!!!! What's wrong??" I heard Emmett yell.

He came into the room and saw our uninvited visitor.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm Bella's one and only lover," he said.

"No you're not!!!!" I screamed at him, "Now leave!!!!!!"

"No!!! I'm here to take you back to Rome with me," he told me. "I need you there. I can't live without you."

"You did fine when you cheated on me!" I told him.

"You cheated on my sister?!?!?!?!?!" Emmett yelled.

He yelled really loud which brought more of my brothers running downstairs. Eli, Mikah and Matt came down into the kitchen. The only people left sleeping in the house were Jasper and Ryan, and dad was still at work. He said he would be home at 3:30. I glanced over at the clock and saw that it was 3:25.

We all heard the door squeak open and turned to see dad walking into the kitchen.

"What are you all doing up?" he asked then he saw our visitor, "And who are you and why at you at my house at 3:30 in the morning?"

"I'm here to take Bella back to Rome with me," he told dad.

"Actually, I heard Bella yelling and then I came downstairs and saw him here," Emmett said.

"Bella, did you let this person into our house?" dad asked me.

"No, I came downstairs to get a drink and then he was there," I explained.

"You are under arrest for breaking and entering," dad said to him.

"No! You can't arrest me!!!! Bella tell this person that you love me and you will come back to Rome!!!!" he yelled.

He yelled so loud that it woke Jasper and Ryan now too.

"No! He is my father and I don't want you here. You cheated on me and that effectively ended and relationship or love that we had Brandon!!!!" I yelled back.

"He cheated on you?!?!?!?!?!?!" They all yelled.

"Yes," I told them.

"Was this the Brandon that Jacob was talking about today?" Jasper asked calmly.

I just nodded.

"Well, Jacob did his job, at least," Brandon sighed.

"What job?" I asked.

"Well, he was working for me. He doesn't actually love you like he said he did. I told him to tell you that so that you would get all confused and everything and then you wouldn't go to your friend's house and that way I could get you to come back to Rome," he explained.

"Have you been stalking me?" I asked.

"Why, yes, yes, I have. That's the only way that I would know where you were so I could get to you," he said.

"Okay, so you cheat on me and then when I come back home you come and stalk me and turn my best friend against me then you come and try to kidnap me and take me back to Rome. Are you insane?" I questioned.

"No, now come with me or you will regret it," he threatened me.

"No! I live here with my 6 older brothers, my father and now I have a bunch of friends here. So Dad, you can take him to the police station now," I replied.

"Alright, get in the cruiser. I will see you guys later. Go back to sleep," dad sighed as he lead Brandon out of the house.

"Are you okay?" Eli asked me.

I took a deep breath and then broke down. I started to sob and I felt someone pull me into their lap.

"Shhh, shhh, Bells, you're fine. We're here and nobody is going to hurt you. You're okay, calm down," Jasper soothed me.

I continued to cry but my sobs calmed down quite a bit. I eventually calmed down and noticed that Jasper still had me on his lap and was stroking my back. I wrapped my arms around him tighter.

"Are you okay now, Bells?" he asked.

"I don't know. I think I went into shock. I can't believe he is here. Where is everyone?" I wondered.

"Ummm... don't get mad or anything but they went to call everyone," he said but I could tell that he was worried about my reaction.

"Who is everyone, Rose, Edward, Alice?" I asked calmly.

"Um, yeah," he admitted.

"Okay," I sighed. "What happens now?"

"Well, Dad is still at the police station and I think that Edward, Rose an Alice are coming over to make sure you are okay," he explained.

"Okay, let go find our brothers," I exclaimed.

We got up off the couch and found everyone in the kitchen.

"Do you guys want me to make you something to eat? You all look pretty hungry, ever though it's the middle of the night," I said.

"Bella!!!!!! Are you okay?" all of them asked.

I burst out laughing, "Wow!! You guys are hilarious when you do that, and yeah I'm fine. Jasper wouldn't have let me get up if he didn't think I was okay."

-----3 days later-----

"Can you guys please stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE going to be here in like 2 minutes," I complained. "You need to leave now!!"

"OKAY!!!! we're leaving, have fun and we want all the deets later," Alice commanded.

"Well, maybe not all of them since he is my brother..." Rose commented.

My face turned immediately red, "ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is no way we are doing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"JEEZE Bella, I wasn't thinking that!!! You're the one with the dirty mind," Rose said.

"YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled at Rose.

"NOT FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed back.

I turned to look at Alice and she was rolling on the floor laughing her head off.


"YOU SUCK!!!!" I heard my little sister scream in her room.

I started walking up the stairs to see what was wrong.

"NOT FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I heard my Rose yell back.

I slammed the door open and saw Bella and Rose glaring at each other and Alice rolling on the floor laughing.

"Does- does- does that mean I have to pay now Rose?" I asked pouting.

"OHMYGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bella screamed covering her ears. "I really didn't need to know that about my brother. EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!"

I watched her run over to the corner and start rocking herself while repeating "Axel riding on a pony, Axel riding on a pony."


"Are you almost ready Alice?" I asked.

"Yep one sec," she replied

I looked down at my outfit, all black. Black boots, with 3 inch heels, black t-shirt and sweater, black tuque, and black makeup on my eyelids, and black skinny jeans.

Alice came out in a similar outfit.

"Okay, let's go," she said.

(AN: Can anyone guess what they are doing? LMAO sorry for out sickness spaz there... teehee, we're innocent!)


I was dressed in all black, ready to go. I was just waiting on my brothers.

"HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!! We need to go now!!!!!!" I exclaimed.

"Okay, Okay, we're coming!!!" they yelled back.

(AN FROM TORI- LMAO.... That sounds so wrong now.... AN FROM DEANNA: Sorry, we are really low on sleep because we just got back from a class trip a few days ago and we are really hyper. Hopefully the chapter is still okay. Anyways... keep reading!!!)

We all walked out of the house.


"DEANNA... GET YOUR BUTTOX DOWN HERE! I'm going to cry a million buckets in you don't come soon!" I pouted. We were on our way to go meet two of Alice's brothers who are our besties; Blakey-poo and Ethy-bear. Okay, we call them that cause we're awesome and we're the only ones who can. I'm Icky-Vicky and Deanna is De-De-pie. Blakey-poo and Ethy-bear are identical twins, but they have different eye colour. They both have black hair that's short, they're 5'11" and they are both pretty strong. I have to admit, they are pretty smokin' like the Smokey Mountains in Tennessee. But I would never like either of them as more than a brother. Ethan has green eyes and Blake has blue.

Anyways, we were going to see a new movie called 'Space Astronauts Destroy the Planet by Tim Burton'. It is going to be amazing- If Deanna hurries the hell up!

"DEANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DE-DE-PIE! COME ONNNNN!"

"TOO BAD ICKY-VICKY!" Deanna said from afar.

I started walking up the stairs in a mad manor. Okay, I kinda stomping my way up the stairs but anywho. I was pretty mad now, and I'm not pretty when I'm mad.

Eventually we got to the bus stop and met up with Ethy-bear and Blakey-poo.


After a long bus ride to Port Angeles, we finally got to the movie theatre and we in line for snacks.

"What do you guys want to eat? It's my treat" said Ethy-bear.

"Ethy-bear, it's fine we can buy our own stuff. You don't need to waste your money on us," I told him.

"Speak for yourself, Deanna. I want a large coke and a medium popcorn," Vicky said.

We all knew that Vicky could never eat all that so we stared at her then she said, "What? I want to throw popcorn at people suring the movie."

"Perfect! Ethan you can buy for Vicky and I'll buy for De-De-pie," Blake said.

"Really, I don't need anything. I'll just have a sip of your pop," I said.

After the boys ordered food and we were all walking towards the door, Vicky handed me her food and jumped on Ethan while yelling "THANK YOU ETHY-BEAR!!!!!!"

I felt heat rising in my cheeks and I couldn't figure out why.

I felt someone walk up behind me and turned around to see Andrew. I looked back over at Vicky and saw she hadn't noticed him yet and was still attached to Ethan.

I was still confused about why I was blushing but I burst out laughing and leaned against Blake who was standing beside me.

Vicky and Ethan looked over towards me and saw Andrew behind me.

"Well Vicky, you have some splainin' to do," I laughed. (AN: LMAO Brucie!!!!)


Oh sweet marmalade jam with Aunt Jemima maple sauce on top!!!! I immediately let go of Ethan and smiled my best innocent little girly smile that I use on Eddy-kins all the time.


After Vicky let go of me I could see that some dude was standing there. Vicky had her smile that she used on Edward when he was going to get mad at her on which kinda freaked me out. I looked over at my brother and Deanna. Blake was just as confused as I was and Deanna had a devilish smile on her face.

"Who're you?" Blake asked. Gosh, why did he have to be so bold...

"uhhhm this is no one, just some dude I meet a while ago and he's my friend," Vicky said.

"He's a little bit more than that," Deanna said under her breath.

"Psssha, psssha," Vicky said nervously. "He's not! We meet a while ago."

Andrew pulled Vicky away from her place beside me and into his arms.

"Okay, what's going on? You're clearly more than friends," I said.

"He's her secret boyfriend!" Deanna said then clapped her hand over her mouth.

"DEANNA!!!!!" Vicky yelled.

"SORRY!!! I didn't mean too!!!!!" Deanna apologized.

"It's okay, we were gonna tell them anyways Vic," this mystery dude said.

"What! When did we decide on that?" Vicky asked him.

"Ummm... the other day when we went for a walk," the guy answered again.

"You went with him on a date?" Blake said protectively.

"Uhhh... yeah..." Vicky said again.

"Anyways, let's go into the movie. Are you coming Andrew?" Deanna asked.

After the movie we all walked down the street to a restaurant that was having a karaoke night.


When we walked into the restaurant we sat down at our table and I decided to sing next. I got up on stage and choose the song I wanted. I choose My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let's talk this over
It's not like we're dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don't leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You've got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I'm difficult
But so are they
But they don't know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

It's nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

After I finished singing I felt tears streaming down my face, knowing that I would never get my happy ending. I ran out the door of the restaurant and sat on the damp sidewalk and let the tears flow.

I heard the door open and close. I felt a presence of another body beside me and an arm wrap around me.

"What wrong, De?" Blake asked.

"It's nothing important," I replied.

"It's clearly important if you are outside crying in the rain," he rebutted.

I hadn't even noticed the rain, "You wouldn't understand."

"Try me," he joked.

"I'm not going to be getting my happy ending anytime soon and that song just reminded me of that," I told him. "Don't worry about it. I'm just being a girl, all emotional."

After a few minutes we walked back inside and sat down with Vicky, Andrew and Ethan. Some drunk person was singing Sweet Home Alabama.

Blake got up to sing next and once the music started I recognized it was Love of My Life by Declan

Love of my life, you've hurt me
You've broken my heart, and now you leave me
Love of my life, can't you see...
Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me
Because you don't know, what it means to me

Love of my life, don't leave me
You've taken my love, you now desert me
Love of my life can't you see...
Bring it back bring it back, don't take it away from me
Because you don't know, what it means to me
You will remember, when this is blown over
And everything's all by the way
When I grow older I will be there at your side to remind you
How I still love you (I still love you)

Back hurry back, please bring it back home to me
Because you don't know, what it means to me
Love of my life, Love of my life, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh



Everyone looked at me weird. Wait, did I just say that out loud? I looked at Blake who was still on stage holding the mic even though his song was done. I could see it in his eyes. The song was him expressing how he felt about my sister! YES! A fine finish to my mission. MISSION COMPLETE, FRED!

(AN: it was supposed to be Charlie, but then it wouldn't make any sense because Charlie is the boys and Bella's dad... so I changed it to my hero. Fred Figglehorn. Yeah. Pwned.)

I tilted my head towards my sister questioning if I was right and he nodded in agreement. YEAY! My sister's got someone to love! I'm so glad its Blakey-poo! They're gonna get married on a beach and then have 10 kids! Okay, maybe seven. Family tradition. Not too excited about that if I do say so myself. Deanna is already bugging me about Andrew. And the family tradition.

Now it was my turn. Oh sweet marmalade jam I am going to suck monkey banana's on a tree in Cuba.

I chose the first song that I knew all the lyrics too. Beautiful Disaster by Kelly Clarkson, it was the slow version.

He drowns in his dreams
An exquisite extreme I know
He's as damned as he seems
And more heaven than a heart could hold
And if I try to save him
My whole world could cave in
It just ain't right
It just ain't right

Oh and I don't know
I don't know what he's after
But he's so beautiful
Such a beautiful disaster
And if I could hold on
Through the tears and the laughter
Would it be beautiful?
Or just a beautiful disaster

He's magic and myth
As strong as what I believe
A tragedy with
More damage than a soul should see
And do I try to change him?
So hard not to blame him
Hold on tight
Hold on tight

Oh 'cause I don't know
I don't know what he's after
But he's so beautiful
Such a beautiful disaster
And if I could hold on
Through the tears and the laughter
Would it be beautiful?
Or just a beautiful disaster

I'm longing for love and the logical
But he's only happy hysterical
I'm waiting for some kind of miracle
Waited so long
So long

He's soft to the touch
But frayed at the end he breaks
He's never enough
And still he's more than I can take

Oh 'cause I don't know
I don't know what he's after
But he's so beautiful
Such a beautiful disaster
And if I could hold on
Through the tears and the laughter
Would it be beautiful?
Or just a beautiful disaster

He's beautiful
Such a beautiful disaster

(Beautiful disaster)
Beautiful disaster

After singing I walked back and sat with everyone and then Andrew said he wanted to talk to me so we walked over to a table that no one was sitting at and we stayed sitting there for a while in silence.


Bella and I arrived at the restaurant and quickly ordered and ate. We decided to go for a walk before heading back.

"I have to be home in an hour and it's going to take 30 minutes to drive back," Bella commented.

"I really don't want to talk about that right now," I admitted.

"Alright, well then what do you want to talk about?" she questioned.

"I don't know," I replied. I heard something talking in the bushes. "Is it just me or is there someone that sounds exactly like you brothers, my sister, and Alice?" I whispered in Bella's ear.

She paused for a minute to listen then leaned in to whisper back in my ear, "you're right. We should do something that will cause them to get mad and reveal themselves."

"Okay, that's a good idea, let's keep walking slowly so they don't get suspicious, they will follow us, there is a log row of bushes and trees. What should we do?" I wondered quietly.

"Okay, the only way to get all of them all to react is this. I pretend to fall, I'll grab you arm and you'll fall down on top of me then we have to start making out and then my brothers will be jump out yelling at us then Alice and Rose will be cheering. Then we start laughing and tell them that is was just to mess around with them. Sound okay?" Bella suggested.

"Yep!" I agreed a little bit too quickly. I think she knew how much I liked this idea. Anything to get to kiss her, she laughed at me quietly and shook her head.

Bella pretended to trip on a crack in the sidewalk and grabbed my hand and we both fell.

We stared at each other for a bit and then I leaned down a little bit, and whispered, "I love you, Bella."

She reached her head up the rest of the way and pressed our lips together. Her hands snaked around my neck and my lips pressed harder on her lips.

Soon I heard more rustling in the bushes and suddenly I was pulled off of Bella and hanging in the air.

"What do you think you are doing to my sister?!?!?!?!" I heard Matt scream at me.

I looked over at Bella, Rose and Alice were helping her off the ground and I could hear them saying something along the lines of "Good job."

"Are you gonna answer us Cullen?" Eli asked. He was right up in my face.

"You know, you boys need to work on the concept of whispering," Bella commented.

They all looked at her. They all looked shocked and said, "What?"

"We heard you in the bushes, thought we would mess around with you guys. It was all an act," Bella explained. "Now put him down."

They dropped me and Bella came over and took my hand and started dragging me somewhere. Although, I really didn't mind, I would swim across the Atlantic Ocean if she asked me to.

We were walking along the sidewalk when Bella saw a sing for karaoke, we all decided to go in and have some fun before heading home.

We were inside looking around for a table when Bella pulled on my arm and whispered, "Aren't those your sisters?"

I looked over at where she was looking at saw Deanna over with Ethan and Blake, that was fine, her and Vicky were best friends with them. I looked over at Victoria in time to see her with a boy I didn't know, it looked like they were leaning in to kiss.

I stomped over there and pulled my little sister away from this boy's disgusting lips that seemed to be attached to hers.

"Excuse me!! What is the meaning of this??????" I demanded. (AN: LMAO!!!! Mrs. Laminator!!!!)

"Uhm, I believe you know the meaning of this, dear brother. I mean, you've done it so many times before with your girlfriend. *cough* Bella *cough*. You can look it up in the Webster's dictionary though. Or do you not know what that is either?"

I was shaking with rage. Why was I cursed with this evil child as my sister? The other one is fine, but this one is almost as bad as Rosalie! "Victoria, you are NOT to see that vile creature ever again."

"Jeeze Edward, you read too much Shakespeare. Couldn't you have chosen much more creative words other than what you call people who admire your girlfriend?" She cocked her head to the side and smiled. Damnit! I started shaking with rage again.

"Okay Edward, calm down." Bella touched my arm and I pulled away. There was no way she was getting in the way of my sister's evil demon child ways. Nuh-uh.

'Bella, when did you have your first kiss?"

"Uhm... I'd rather not answer?"

"Tell me, please? This is another girl in need of info!" Victoria pouted.

"I was ten..."

"WHAT?!?" All of Bella's brother's roared.

"Jeeze... it wasn't my fault. The guy almost raped me."

"excuse me?" that grabbed my attention." And who, per say, was this guy?"

"No one..." She replied.

I dragged my little sister over to our seats in the booth. I put her in between me, and Bella on one side and Rosalie and Emmett on the other. There is no way she'd be getting out.


"Good job!" Rose hugged me. "One sister down, one to go."

"You sound like a Taco Bell commercial Rose." I laughed. "Good to go!"

"That sounds pretty good right now actually...." I heard Emmett mumble.

"What did you two just say?!?!?" Uh oh. Deanna heard us. "Rosalie. Victoria. Ladies room. NOW."

Oh shit.

"You aren't going anywhere Victoria. Especially with ROSALIE. Who is ENCOURAGING YOU to do participate in this SATANIZED BEHAVIOUR!"

"Shut up Edward." I laughed.

"Edward, shut up! I need to speak with my sister's. I don't care what you think at the moment. I said, ladies room now!!!!" Deanna shouted.

Everyone had scared looks on their faces. Deanna was always calm and didn't like shouting. Edward was complete shocked. I don't think that he's every heard her yell before.

All the girls stood up and walked slowly behind Deanna to the bathroom. I think we were all scared of her now.

"Now, would any of you like to explain that comment that was made?" she asked calmly. She was using her calm voice and I was even more scared now. She looked pointedly at me and Rose. Rose and I shared a look, trying to communicate that the other should tell her. Eventually she gave up and sighed before speaking.

"Vicky and I were planning on setting you up with someone on a blind date," she explained.

"Now, why would you do that?" she asked.

"Because you've never had a boyfriend, let alone kissed someone," I told her.

"You've never kissed anyone?" Bella asked.

By the looks of it, Rose and Alice didn't know that either.

"I have a brother who won't let any guy other than Ethan or Blake talk to me. You really think I have kissed someone?" she said.

"That's a perfect idea!!!!! Oh my goodness, I can't believe that I didn't think of that!!!! I will set you up with one of my brothers. Isn't that a perfect idea girls?" Alice asked.

I looked over at Deanna and saw that her cheeks were flaming red.

"Oh my gosh!!!! You like one of Alice's brothers. Which one is it? Blakey-poo or Ethy-bear," I demanded.

Deanna just continued to blush.

"What the hell?" Alice asked. Bella and Rose were looking at me like I was a mental patient.

"That's was we call them. We are the only two that are allowed to call them that," I explained.

"That's so cute!!!!" Rose said. "Alice, we really have to set up one of your brothers with Deanna. Which one do you like De? I bet it's Blake."

"I totally agree. Remember when he was singing Love of My Life? He was looking right at you," I told them.

"No he wasn't!!!" Deanna screamed.

The girls continued to pry at Deanna's mind when I slipped away to talk to Andrew. I think I should give him an apology for my stupid brother. Andrew was standing against the wall in the hall of the restaurant.

"Hey," I said shyly. I'm never shy! What's up with this dude? WHY DOES HE MAKE ME SHY?" Sorry about my brother."

"It's okay. You're brother's protective much?" He laughed. "That's a good thing though, no matter how much I know you hate it, it's good to have someone who cares about things like that . Even if it IS me. Awesome me."

"Cocky much?"

"Just confident. Hey, I have to go, so, call me okay?"

"Yeah, you know it!" I smiled.

"See you later, Vic"

"ALIGATOR!" I walked slowly back to the washroom to see the girls again. Smiling the whole way. I can't help it! "So, Alice, how did you meet our dear Jasper?" I asked waltzing into the room. I tried to hide the smile I was giving off but I knew my sisters could tell. Darn.

"Is this some un heard of bathroom slumber party?" Deanna asked. We all laughed. She's funny. I luffs her.

"Okay, so, I just moved to Forks with my family and I was supposed to pick up dinner at the diner and I saw Jasper standing there. I knew he looked familiar, it was my dreams acting up again and this was the guy I was dying to meet. So I walked up to him and said 'I've seen you before.' Then he said 'Really?' then I said 'I've been waiting for you for a long time.'.... best thing... then he said 'I'm sorry I kept you waiting' in the most amazing voice that like, killed me and I swear I almost fainted!" Alice sighed happily at her story. "We've been together ever since. So Rose, how about you?"

"Well, the first year I lived in Forks my dad wanted me to get a job and I was very in touch with cars at the time so I took a job at the used car store, where of course, Emmett was working too. We were assigned to fix up cars in the shop and Emmett and I were put together as a team to fix this old Chevy. Man it was pretty... Anyways, basically, working on that job with Emmett was like trying to handle a 6 year old."

"Hey, at least you don't have to live with 6 six year olds every day." Bella said stubbornly. 'I am never having kids."

"Well, our dearest brother would not be happy with that decision dear future-sister-in-law" I commented.

Bella blushed with her famous Bella blush that you could see for miles.

"Whatever, anyways, finish the story Rose," Bella pleaded.

"Okay, so, after we were done fixing it up, I called up one of my friends who was 17 to take it for a test drive. We both wanted to go so we all got in the truck and my friend, who's name was Ambrose, and he had to stop to buy some stuff at the gas station and Emmett and I were sitting in the truck then he said 'So, you wanna go out?' and then I said 'Sure' and then we started making out until Ambrose came back to find an interesting sight," Rose finished explaining. (AN: LMAO!!!! Ambrose!!!!)

"Well, you already know how Edward and I meet and started going out so Vicky, it's your turn," Bella said.

"Well, I was on the bus and had dropped my phone. This guy picked it up and we started having a conversation. Before we both got off the bus, we exchanged numbers and we started texting and getting together as friends. Then one day, at 7:30 at night, we were talking on the phone and we had a pretty awesome conversation going on. We were talking about how people used to ask each other out through e-mail and MSN and then next thing I knew, he sent me a text message that said 'Do you want to go out with me?' How lamely cute is that? Haha, it's been 4 months since then, by the way" I said.

"And you didn't tell us!!!!" Alice shouted

"Sorry Ally! I still love you guys!!!" I told them.

"Let's make up Deanna's story," Rose suggested.

"Okay, so Rose, Vicky, Alice and Bella all set me up on a blind date. I had no idea who it was but when I got there, I saw that it was Blake. He looked gorgeous! We ended up having dinner and talking all night," I started, mocking Deanna.

"Just before I left to go home, Blake turned me around and sucking face with me! It's was amazing! I felt like I was melting!!!" Alice continued.

"Then, after a very long make-out session, he looked in straight in the eye and said 'I've loved you for so long! Will you be my girlfriend?' then I said 'I've loved you for a long time too. Of course I'll be your girlfriend' then he kissed me with more passion then before. I had never been happier in my life," Rose continued mocking our sister.

"Then when we got home Edward was there and he went into over-protective brother mode and then Blake stood up for me and said 'Edward, I love your sister, and if you can't except that then I'm sorry but I will not be intimidated by you' then he kissed me again and Edward was fine with our relationship after that," Bella finished.

We all collapsed into laughter except for Deanna who stood up and stormed out of the room.