Me: Hey morons! Sit down!
Double-D: Control your temper now.
Me: My temper is perfectly fine! I wouldn't have to yell if your friends could sit down and relax!
Double-D: They are a little edgy; Eddy hasn't appeared in this fan fiction since chapter 4!
Me: Giant who cares.
Double-D: I do have three questions to you: 1: Why do you write my name as Double-D and not as Edd? 2: Why did the physically close scenes in the woods and the factory have to happen? Tentomon was present! 3: Who is this Max kid?
Me: Great questions Double-D. I think they are irrelevant to the story, but they're still great. 1: People choose to call you Double-D so that is why I write your name as Double-D. Do people walk around and actually call you Edd, pronounced as Ed? 2: Personally, right now I find love and that crap disgusting, but I know that some people out there absolutely loves interfering in other people's business, reading about their love life.
Double-D: Love life?!
Me: Clearly, I've pushed a button here, anyway. 3: Max is going to be your very best friend!
Double-D: … What?
Me: You heard me, best friends!
Double-D: But Ed and Eddy-
Me: My work right here is done so on with the show!
Double-D: Wait, I got so many questions to you! What will happen when I meet…
Chapter 7 – A quarter for your digivolution
I am proud to announce that I do own Spencer, Max and their parents. I am a little more ashamed to say that I do not own Ed, Edd or Eddy as I do not own Digimon.
The tears were not far away from Jonny's eyes. He had lost his best friend and was now being chased by an enormous red beetle named Kuwagamon. Jonny was running with Palmon close by him. Rolf, Eddy, Gomamon and Gabumon ran next to him. Eddy was in the lead, he didn't seem to care if Gabumon made it out of this. Rolf was running so fast that it looked like his feet wasn't attached to his legs. They didn't know for how long they had been running when they stumbled down a hill. Eddy kneed Rolf in the face down and to return the favor, Rolf used Eddy as a skateboard the last hundred meters.
"Yeee-haaaw!" Jonny was literally flying down the hill, laughing with a screaming Palmon after him. Gabumon and Gomamon hugged each other when they tumbled down the hill, screaming, not to any help since Eddy and Rolf were having the fight of their lives. Kuwagamon roared by the edge of the hill, rose and blocked the sun and then made a sudden dive after the kids. They had now reached the end of the hill and when they saw Kuwagamon flying towards them, Rolf picked up Gomamon and started run. Eddy and Jonny wasn't late to follow him. They ran past trees and trees and a bush.
"Rolf can't see the wood because of all the trees!" Eddy, Jonny, Gabumon, Palmon and Gomamon turned their heads and looked at Rolf. Rolf looked at each one of them. "Did Victor wax Rolf's eyebrows when Rolf was asleep?" They stopped to a halt when they came out of the woods and out on a cliff where two Digimon appeared to be fighting.
"What the heck is that?!" Eddy looked frighten at the two dinosaur Digimon that was running into each other with their horns first.
"That's Monochromon, they are quite friendly Digimon." Eddy looked at Gabumon with a horrific grin on his face.
"Friendly?!" Gabumon nodded.
"They're friendly unless it has something to do with food or territory." Gomamon laughed.
"Gabumon, when does it not involve food or territory?" The Monochromons' turned their heads and looked at the children. The children and their partners stared at the dinosaurs. The Monochromons' snorted and took a couple of steps forward the horrified kids. Eddy suddenly heard something and got an idea.
"You know, I think that the Beatles might return" He jerked his head toward the woods. Jonny looked at him like he was a cartoon in a three-dimensional world.
"John Lennon and George Harrison are dead, it is impossible for a comeback tour!" Rolf looked curiously at Eddy.
"Does the Ed-boy mean that the large insect from before are coming at us and our lives are in danger?" Eddy smiled.
"Someone got the metaphor!" Jonny looked at Eddy.
"Are you really Eddy McGee?"
"Who the heck said anything about McGee?" Jonny looked surprised at Eddy. "My last name is-"
"Duck!" Rolf shoved Gabumon and Palmon to the left and dragged Eddy and Jonny to the right just in time. The Monochromons' ran towards Rolf and they were three meters away from him when Rolf, with Gomamon in his hands, leaped towards the dino-digimons, landed on one of their horns and jumped into the air just as Kuwagamon broke out of the forest. Rolf landed on Kuwagamon's head with a screaming Gomamon just as Kuwagamon tackled the Monochromons'. The Monochromons' was trying to push back Kuwagamon, there was not far away from the edge, but Kuwagamon was stronger and the insect digimon pushed the Monochromons' over the edge. Not ready for this, Kuwagamon tumbled after them with a screaming Rolf and a screaming Gomamon on his head. The screaming Rolf was screaming because he was cursing Kuwagamon and the Monochromons' and the screaming Gomamon was screaming because he was, oh so terrified. Eddy and Jonny listened to the screams until they faded away.
"What the heck do we do now Eddy Johnson?" Eddy snickered.
"I will go and find some food, I'm starving!" Eddy started to walk along the edge of the cliff. "Oh, and my last name is not Johnson!" Gabumon looked at Jonny and Palmon.
"I'm sorry, but I have to follow him otherwise, I'm 86% sure that he will get hurt." Palmon nodded and Gabumon ran after Eddy.
"Does anyone know his last name?" Palmon looked up at Jonny. Jonny's smile faded.
"No, I don't think so… I wish Plank was here, he would've known his last name." Jonny's eyes began to water. Palmon acted quickly.
"Let's… Let's figure out if we're going after Eddy or Rolf." Palmon looked over the edge of the cliff and into the woods. "Eddy seems hard to argue with, I feel bad for Gabumon… Well, you seem closer with Rolf, so let's go after Rolf."
"Let's go then!" Jonny was about to take a step over the edge when Palmon grabbed him.
"Poison Ivy!" Her claws grabbed Jonny and pulled him back. "You can't just walk over the edge! You will fall down and hurt yourself!" Jonny looked at her.
"What do you suggest?" Palmon looked into the forest.
"I can think of a thing or two."
"What the heck is this?" Eddy and Gabumon had been walking for over three hours. They had found a cave which they had entered. After fifteen minutes of walking they had reached a dead end they had walked back and encountered another dead end. When they had tried to find the entrance, they reached another dead end. The difference with this dead end was that it was gaps between where Eddy and Gabumon were. Out of those gaps, fire pulsated out. But the fire wasn't hot, it was just fire.
"I have no idea, I've never seen something like it!" Gabumon looked at Eddy who was chewing on something. "What are you eating?"
"Chewing gum, want some?" Gabumon accepted the piece, chewed it a little and then swallowed it.
"That wasn't especially good…" Eddy looked at his digimon partner with a raised eyebrow.
"You don't eat it, you chew it!" Eddy gave Gabumon another piece that he put it in his mouth and started to chew it. Eddy spat the piece he had in his mouth into one of the gaps where the fire was coming out of. "Come on, let's find a way back." Eddy and Gabumon turned and walked back, both chewing on their chewing gums. Suddenly, one of the gasps stopped spitting out fire, then another one and then another one. When the fire from the last one stopped, a shadow crept over the wall of the cave. In the next moment, all four gasps started breathing fire again. The shadow was still there when the fire started, but in the next moment it was gone.
"Eddy, we have been walking for five hours now, it's starting to get dark!" Gabumon was still chewing on his gum. Eddy was tired but his hunger was bigger so he had to keep walking.
"I have no idea when we will stop; I just want to-"Gabumon stopped him as he was sniffing in the air."What are you doing?"
"I smell Gomamon!" Gabumon started to run into the woods and Eddy followed him.
"You smell Gomamon? Do you have some kind of weird relationship that I'm unaware of?" Gabumon snorted.
"No. Every digimon has their special smell." Gabumon turned to left and broke out of the forest. A lake was located in front of them and in the middle of the lake, there was a little island. And on it, there was…
"A trolley?" Eddy stared at the vehicle in the middle of the lake. Gabumon and he walked over what seemed to be a bridge out of stone. They saw a small campfire on one side of the trolley. Palmon, Jonny, Gomamon and Rolf were sitting around it."What the… How did you get here?" Rolf looked up at Eddy, surprised to see him.
"Hallo Ed boy!" Rolf was eating on a fish."Rolf was-"
"Gomamon, what happened?" Eddy turned to the digimon who had about ten fish bones next to him.
"Well…" Gomamon swallowed and threw another bone in the pile, making it eleven."We were thrown down the hill with Kuwagamon and the Monochromons' and halfway down, Kuwagamon flew away and we were still atop of his head. Rolf here decided to jump off by putting, grease between his wings. After that, Kuwagamon shook us off after almost crashing and we landed here. We were fishing when Palmon and Jonny came here." Palmon waved at Eddy.
"How did you get down that hill?" Gabumon sat down by the fire and was digging into a fish.
"We created a hang glider out of trees! When we landed, we encountered this trolley; Rolf had already gotten us food!" Palmon was digging into another fish. Eddy sat down and started to eat too, but his fish was stolen out of his hand by Gomamon. After the delicious meal, Eddy went into the trolley.
"I'm going to get some shuteye, you will be quiet!" Gomamon shook his head.
"I'm pretty tired to, let's sleep Rolf." Gomamon jumped into the trolley and lied down on one of the seats.
"Rolf suggests that we use guards! Jonny will take the first pass, Eddy will take the second pass and Rolf will take a nap." Rolf went into the trolley and lied down next to Gomamon.
"The only way that I will be on guard is if I get 25 cents from each of you!" Jonny shook his head.
"I'm flat broke Eddy Andersson!" He turned his pockets inside out.
"Not even close, bowling ball."Eddy walked back inside the trolley.
"I will stay out here and keep them company." Gabumon lied on his stomach by the fire.
"Thanks Gabumon, that means a lot." Palmon smiled and lied down to."So Jonny, did you-"Jonny was sitting by the fire, quiet."Jonny?" She waved her hand in front of his face. She pushed his shoulder and Jonny was knocked over. He was sleeping.
"How's it going Jonny boy?" Eddy walked towards the fire were Jonny sat up violently fast and nearly kicked Gabumon in the face.
"I didn't fall asleep sir, I'm on the lookout for bad crackers!" Jonny rubbed his eyes. "Oh, hi Eddy. How did you sleep?"
"Like a log." Eddy sat down by the fire."So Jonny, how's it going?"
"I really miss Plank and-"
"Okay, bye." Eddy went back to the trolley and got back to sleep. Jonny sighed and touched the fire with a stick. The stick caught on fire and Jonny jumped up and gasped. He waved the stick and the he smiled. He picked up another stick and then he picked up two logs and started to juggle them. He threw them higher into the air when he kicked up another log into the air. He was now juggling with three logs and he threw another log into the air.
"Looking good Jonny!" Gomamon's voice made Jonny jump and he lost control of the logs. He caught three of them and the fourth log rolled down the hill and landed on something red.
"You scared me to death!" Jonny continued to juggle the logs as Gomamon walked closer to the fire.
"I just thought that it would be nice to talk to someone other than Rolf." Gomamon looked at the trolley. "He talks, oh so funny."
"Yeah, that's Rolf." Jonny caught the logs with one stick and balanced them."He's a little different!"
"So, what is the deal with Eddy? He seems a little- well a lot selfish." Jonny nodded.
"That's Eddy in a nutshell. Sometimes at home, he usually tries to OOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!" Jonny dropped the burning stick and it and the logs fell down the hill and landed where the other log landed. "That really hurts!"
"Go down to the lake and cool off your hand."Jonny nodded and ran down to the lake. Just as he put his hand in the water, the island started to shake. Jonny tripped and fell into the water. Rolf ran out of the trolley and looked out over the lake Palmon and Gabumon pointed in the opposite direction Rolf was looking where a whirlpool was being formed.
"It's Seadramon!" Out of the whirlpool, a great sea dragon rose and screeched. "He's really strong and doesn't like talking, he acts instead. If his mere appearance doesn't freeze you with fear, his deadly ice blow will do the trick."Seadramon stretched out to his full size and started to swim away from the island.
"Just as long it doesn't see us, Rolf is calm." Rolf tripped when the Seadramon turned which means that the island turned."Rolf's foot is twisted! Rolf's down!"Rolf sat up and rubbed his foot.
"Are you okay Rolf? That was a really nasty-"Gomamon gasped."Seadramon is heading towards Jonny!" Palmon turned her head and gasped.
"Jonny!" Palmon stood up but Gomamon jumped in front of her.
"I'll take him!" Gomamon jumped past Palmon and dove into the water. He dove and swam in front of Seadramon. He could see Jonny when he suddenly flew through the air. He crashed into Palmon who groaned in pain.
"Next time you want to take someone, watch out for Seadramons tail!" Palmon passed out and Gomamon screamed.
"Eddy, you got to get out here and help Jonny!" Eddy sleepily stuck his head out of the trolley.
"No savings during during naptime." Eddy's head disappeared and Gomamon looked out at Jonny again."Rolf, does Eddy have a weakness?"
"Yes, the Ed-boy has a great obsession with money, especially quarters." Gomamon smiled. "But act fast because Jonny-boy is on the edge of meeting with my great nani!"
"Eddy!" Eddy's head popped out again, more annoyed than ever."Do you know that Jonny is trying to say something, but he is too far away for me to hear. Fortunately, I can read lips." He looked at Jonny.
"Help me, help me! Anyone, I will pay a quarter to any-"Gomamon was hit when Eddy tackled him on his way to the water. He jumped into the water and swam for his life. He was ten meters away from Jonny when he heard a screech. He looked up to see Seadramons screeching mouth. He swam faster and reached Jonny just in time for Seadramon to grab him.
"So, where is my quarteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer?" Eddy was catapulted into the air, holding onto Jonny's hands. In the mid-air he let go off his hands and Jonny was send, screaming down to the island. Rolf poked on Gabumon with a stick; he had been sound asleep the entire time. Gabumon sat up to see Seadramon holding Eddy with his tail.
"How long has this been going on?!" Gabumon started to run towards the water but Jonny landed on top of him. Gabumon looked up to see Eddy being crushed when Seadramon tightened his grip.
"Eddy!" Gabumon pushed Jonny aside and ran towards the water. At the edge of the water, he jumped towards Seadramon.
"Blue blaster!" Instead of blue fire, a giant bubble came out of his mouth.
"It's the chewing gum!" Jonny pointed at Gabumon who was catapulted through the air by Seadramon's tail. Eddy's scream was cutting through Gabumon's bones as he started to glow. He landed and tooka leap towards the edge of the island.
"Gabumon digivolve to… Garurumon!" A giant wolf with fur like Gabumon landed on the islands edge and leaped towards Seadramon. Garurumon tackled Seadramon and Eddy was realeased. He swam towards the island just to see Garurumon jump towards Seadramon again. Seadramon hit Garurumon with his tail and Garurumon plummeted into the water. The wolf swam under Seadramon and jumped out of the water and tackled him. Garurumon jumped back.
"Howling blaster!" Garurumon fired a blast of blue fire at Seadramon who was burned bad and fell backwards into the water.
"Where is my quarter, Jonny?" Eddy looked greedy at Jonny.
"What quarter Eddy Richardsson?" Eddy looked at Jonny and then at Gomamon. Gomamon looked at his claws, whistling, and he then looked at Eddy, giggling.
"Oh, did I really fool you? Or did you save Jonny because you knew he was broke and wanted to save him? Hmmm?" Gomamon got a look that could murder from Eddy as Garurumon jumped up at the island where he started to glow. He de-digivolved and walked towards the trolley.
"That was so cool, how did you do something like that?" Eddy followed Gabumon but stopped."Dude, you stink!"
"Thank you Eddy." Gabumon walked into the trolley and lied down on a seat."My fur stinks when it gets wet." He closed his eyes.
"So, how did you do that?" Eddy looked into the trolley.
"Let's talk tomorrow when my fur doesn't stink; I think you will find the smell really breathtaking." Eddy laughed.
"Being friend with Ed makes you used to-"He stopped and his eyes started to water."Holy crap, that is disgusting!" Eddy ran out of the trolley and jumped into the water.
"Ed-boy, where are you leaving?" Rolf looked angrily at Eddy.
"I much rather sleep on non-moving ground tonight!" Eddy jumped up and collapsed on the ground. He jumped up, looked at the forest and then jumped into the water to swim back to the island.
"What are you doing Eddy?" Gomamon raised an eyebrow at Eddy. Eddy screamed.
"THERE IS A MONOCHROMON IN THE BUSHES! AND JONNY, MY LAST NAME ISN'T RICHARDSSON!"
Double-D: So what you're trying to say is…
Me: What I was trying to say was not to say anything to the readers about my story!
Double-D: That is easy! Anyway, the next chapter will be about Eddy?
Me: What, it will totally be about you! And Nazz…
Double-D :( swallows) Oh, dear…
Me: Seriously, what is wrong with Nazz? I'm going to make you hit on her in the next chapter!
Double-D: If it is that easy, why don't you hit on that girl in your class?
Me: I will, first thing on Monday! I'll be totally cool; my ass will be like frozen!
Double-D: That is- Can you say the more vulgar word for lower posterior now?
Me: Yeah, I raised the rating to T.
Double-D: You raised it?! I can't appear in the next chapter now! Think of the things I might do…
Me: And you call me sick…
Double-D: Hey! Whatever I do in this fan fiction is because of you!
Me: Yeah, moving on. Tell me what you think about this fan fiction and…
Double-D: I think that-
Me: Not you, the readers! Moron…
Double-D: There is no need to get rude now…
Me: Anyway, tell me what you think, R&R, and check out the poll on the author's page. Guess which kid will be the partner of Gatomon!
Double-D: You just told me that it will be-
Me: You're asking for it!
Double-D: Why did you kick my leg? That is- Dear that hurts, stop hitting- OUCH!
Me: The number you are dialing is not in service so R&R! Don't forget to vote in the poll! Take this!
Double-D: No, not a power-kick! YEAAAAOUCH!"