Of Lists and Liars

humor, team seven idiocy.

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Uchiha Sasuke's New Year's Resolution List
By order of Kakashi

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1. I will become stronger to avenge my clan.

2. I will after find Itachi.

3. I will kill Itachi.

4. I will die peacefully.

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Naruto's additions:
Stupid teme, those are dumb goals. You want to kill someone then die peacefully? Freak. You should totally go out with Sakura-chan.

Sakura's additions:
Naruto! Don't insult Sasuke-kun! They are perfectly fine (albeit creepy…) goals! But in just one year, Sasuke-kun? I think the first will suffice. No offense, though!!

Kakashi's additions:
I personally think you just need a social life.

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you all suck.

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Uzumaki Naruto's (the next Hokage's!) New Year's Resolution List
'Cause Kakashi-sensei told me to.

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1. I will win Ayame-chan over!

2. I will win a ramen eating contest with Chouji!

3. I will become the next Hokage and succeed the Old Man!

4. I will somehow get a bigger apartment.

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Sakura's additions:
Naruto, really? First of all, Ayame (that's the girl that works at Ichiraku, right?) is like, ten years older than you- seriously. Secondly, Chouji will always beat you at an eating contest. No question. Third…you are a dumbass. We're freakin' thirteen! You can't be Hokage in a year, idiot. The only reasonable one is the last one.

If you don't spend all of your money at Ichiraku.

Sasuke's additions:
Ch. You're an idiot.

Kakashi's addition's:
Aw, don't be upset, Naruto! Those two are just being sticks in the mud. You can totally get a bigger apartment. :D

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wow, thanks guys. You're so supportive.

Not.

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Haruno-Uchiha Sakura's New Years Resolution List
Because sensei is an idiot.

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1. Lose weight.

2. Convince Sasuke we'd be perfect together, and get married, thusly becoming Uchiha Sakura.

3. Grow out hair for Sasuke-kun.

4. Beat some sense into Naruto. And Ino. And Kakashi-sensei, for making us do these stupid lists. But not Sasuke-kun; Sasuke-kun is perfect!

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Naruto's additions:
That's right, Sakura-chan! Be optimistic! Teme'll figure out that you're the best for him someday. And you don't have to lose weight! You're perfectly skinny!

Does Teme like long hair or something? And why do you have to beat me up?! I didn't do anything, I swear!!

…Sasuke is not perfect, Sakura-chan. He's a bastard.

Sasuke's additions:
Sakura, listen closely.

I'm. Not. Marrying. You.

Kakashi's additions:
You're not fat…?

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You'll see it my way soon enough, Sasuke-kun!

And Naruto? Thank you, but you're still getting pummeled for insulting Sasuke-kun! :)

Kakashi...you're still an idiot.

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Hatake Kakashi's New Year's Resolution's List
Because these are fun!

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1. Buy more porn.

2. Work on getting 'teamwork' embedded into student's brains.

3. Work on showing up on time.

4. …el-oh-el, yeah right.

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Naruto's additions:
LIAR. LIARLIARLIARRR.

You're not going to do any of these except for one!!

…and four isn't even a goal!

Sasuke's additions:
I don't need teamwork. And never say 'el-oh-el' again.

Sakura's additions:
Pervert.

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Heh, I try. I love you all, so much. Have I told you that, yet? Cause I do. I really do.

Except for Naruto.

And Sasuke.

And Sakura.

okay, I lied.

I hate you all.

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There you go. My addition to all the New Year fics. It's weird, and totally random. But live with it. Since idec, atm. :D

Happy New Year?

(Btw, I know that the Japanese/ Chinese New Year isn't the same as ours. But for the sake of this fic, it is.)