A/N: So I decided to make a new and (hopefully) better story. Everyone is human and this story was an idea I got off of the movie Made of Honor. Great movie and I hope this story is just as good.
Man of Honor
Chapter 1: Dry hump the roommate
6 years ago
The Halloween party spread around the Ampa Theater at my college. Every where I looked I saw who I was interested in seeing… GIRLS. I was a happy man. Every girl was wearing something tiny that was barely covering any of their body.
The music blared out of the speakers and filled my ears with a familiar tune. I strutted threw the crowed, my footing keeping up with the beet. I admired the splendor of girls dancing and moving in groups.
Throughout my college years, I preyed on girls ranging from freshmen to seniors. Age didn't mater as long as they looked good and satisfied me I would be okay.
"Hey Bill," A group of girls waved at me. I had come to the party dressed as Bill Clinton. It would make it easier for Tanya, my current object of sexual amusement, to see me.
"Hey ladies," I said as I found Tanya dancing with her friends.
"Hey Bill," Tanya said seductively. She slipped her hand in my pocket and dropped her dorm room keys in my pocket.
"Well thank you Tanya," I imitated Bill Clinton's voice and stressed Tanya's name. I looked away for a moment and then I didn't see her anymore.
"Tanya, Tanya?" I asked as I turned in a circle. I was startled when I saw someone dressed as Hilary Clinton in front of me.
"Oh shit, it's Hilary!" I yelled as I turned to walk away. I continued my strut into the building. People making out lined the hallway and made it hard to squeeze threw the small hall. What room did she say it was? 11 B, I think. I look at the closest door and found myself in luck. 11 B was right there. I pulled the keys and put my head close to the lock so I could see what I was doing. I pushed the door open and quickly shut it. I saw someone lying in the bed and figured it was Tanya already waiting for me.
"Tanya, how'd you get up here so fast?" I whispered as I stripped of my clothes quickly. I could feel myself getting excited for the sexual contact.
"Oh boy have I got a secret for you," I laughed as I pulled the sheets up and lay down next to her. I rubbed up against her and she squirmed. Something about this didn't seem right. Her head turned around as she yanked off a sleeping mask. It wasn't Tanya! It was her roommate. She started to scream as she sprayed something in my eyes. I started screaming as the liquid seeped threw my mask and burnt my eyes.
I smacked my face in a useless attempt to stop the stinging. I ripped my mask of and continued to scream. I discovered I couldn't see anything at all.
"I can't see!" I yelled as I heard her stop screaming.
"Who are you?!" She yelled at me.
"Where's Tanya?! What happened to Tanya?!" I screamed as my eyes continued to burn.
"How did you get in here?" she asked.
"Tanya gave me the key!" I defended.
"And she said it was okay to dry hump her roommate?!" She yelled as I felt something collide with my head.
"I was looking for Tanya! She said you'd be at the library because you were a nerd who likes to read!"
"I am not a nerd!" She yelled in rage as something hit my head again.
"What was that? Mace?!" I yelled as I rubbed my eyes.
"Moonlight Sparkle by Escada," She said as she sprayed it in the air again. She apologized as she helped me up. I pulled my pants and shirt back on as my vision started to come back. She helped me down to a sitting room near her bedroom. I went over to the sink and ran the water across my eyes as she did something. I sighed as I turned off the water and sat down in a chair. She finished poring a cup of coffee and burnt her fingers on the cup.
"Damn it! I always do that." She complained as she put her burnt finger in her mouth.
"I've come up with a solution to that. Burning your fingers…" I said as I rubbed my eye again.
"Oh really?" She asked sarcastically. I moved and sat on the couch next to her. She ran her fingers threw her brown hair as she sat back and looked at me with her large brown eyes.
"Yea, I'm going to call it the 'coffee collar'. I'm going to make millions." Not that I don't already have that much. She didn't looked convinced.
"Seriously, it's upstairs next to my Bono signature." I smiled. "You can look at it if you want."
"No thanks, I well aware of your reputation." She laughed freely.
"My reputation, eh?" I was curious.
"You're a senior who prey's on freshmen and gets them to sleep with you. You've slept with half of my floor." She explained.
"Well, half of your floor is made up of girls." I shrugged.
"I can't believe you just admitted to that." She said disapprovingly.
"I believe in honesty. I like being straight forward. And look at you,"
"Look at me?!" She asked in confusion.
"You have the doggy bowl look." I laughed.
"So now you're calling me a dog?" She asked incredulously.
"No, I'm not saying that. It's a theory I have. When a girl feels attraction to a guy, she gets this look. It's the look a dog gets right before you put a bowl of food in front of them. A look of sheer excitement overcomes their face." I told her. She looked at me with harsh but teasing eyes.
"You are so rude. And you are psycho. Well you want me to be honest with you?" She asked. I got interested and sat up.
"Yea," She stared me down.
"Your eyes are too close together, your lips are too thin, and your ears are too big!" She said with a smile on her face. She continued, "And I feel bad for you that you have to validate your self by having meaningless, sport-sex with strange and insecure girls like Tanya. I would never have sex with you because I am above that." She smirked as she stood up and started to walk away. I felt amazed by this girl.
"Wow! Wait! That honesty was amazing. It almost felt as good as having sex but without the whole sexual part." I said as I caught up to her.
"It did feel pretty good." She sighed in what seemed to be relief.
"No one has ever been that honest with me." I said.
"It's called a friend."
"I'm Edward by the way."
"Bella," She sighed as she opened put her hand on the knob to her bedroom door.
"You know, I can see threw your nightgown?" I said as I looked her over. Her mouth fell open and she threw the door open. Tanya was sitting on the bed looking like she was going to puke any second.
"Edward, can I see your Bono autograph?" She slurred. She grabber her purse and threw up in it.
"She's all yours." Bella laughed as she walked away.
"Take a Tylenol Tanya." I sighed as I shut the door. I Ran off in the direction that Bella went. I found her easily.
"Man, wont you quit following me?" She sighed in frustration.
"Well I had a proposition for you." I said as I grabbed her arm and pulled her to a stop.
"Fine," She huffed as she crossed her arms.
"My room is two stories up, and since your roommate is drunk beyond belief, why don't you come stay with me?" I asked. Why was I doing this?
"I don't know…"
"Come on!" I grabbed her arm and pulled her to an elevator.
"You suck," She mumbled as I laughed. We got up to my room and I walked into find Emmett and Rosalie making out on the couch. I slowly flipped on the lights. They quickly sat up.
"Hey bro!" Emmett yelled as he saw me.
"Emmett, Rosalie," How awkward for poor Bella.
"Caught another fish?" Emmett winked.
"Whoa buddy! That's worse than you calling me a dog!" Bella exclaimed.
"Oh, one that's not drunk? Shocker." Rosalie laughed as she fixed her make up.
"No, this is Bella, Tanya's roommate. Bella needs a place to stay tonight so I said she could crash here." I explained.
"Nothing sexual?" Emmett gasped. Couldn't I just have a friend that's a girl?
"Well, I'm not that desperate." Bella sighed.
"Hahaha! I like her!" Emmett threw his arm around Bella.
"Make your self at home Bells."
That's how Bella and I became friends. I was trying to get with Tanya and accidentally dry humped her roommate.
A/N: Hope you liked it. I'm going to put the playlist for my writing on my page soon. R&R