---- I was bored, and couldn't resist. Just something silly. ----

Aria likes….

Aria's chasing after older men, but quite frankly I adore the idea of her and Jason DiLaurentis together. He is, after all, super-cute, and of course there was that whole connection in the woods…but wait, no one knows about that but Aria and him. Hope no one's going to spill that secret…like me. And anyway, you know what they say – tragedy brings people together. It's not like Jason ever really did anything bad to Ali, she just made that up for Jenna…right?

Spencer likes…

Now that Spencer finally realized Andrew likes her (please tell me I wasn't the only one waiting around. For a second I contemplated spilling it all to Spencer in one of my wonderful texts. But didn't. After all, I'm out to make her life hell, not get her a boyfriend!) something just may happen between them. I mean, they're both incredibly smart, and they have that whole cute I-hate-you, compete-against-each-other-in-everything vibe, don't you think? Who would ever ruin that for them? Well…

Hanna likes…

Can't Hanna get over that whole queen bee thing? It's obvious Lucas it a super-dedicated boyfriend. Who cares if he's kind of geeky? It's that factor that makes him cute! Of course, I may have felt compelled to break them up, but seeing as Hanna managed to do that so nicely for herself, no worries!

Emily likes…

Isaac, who sounds great. And before that, there was Toby, who I always thought was kind of cool. But what about Maya and Trish? Is Emily homo, hetero, or bi? Oh well! We know the boys she picks out are just great. Dark and mysterious Toby, who aside from the whole molesting his sister thing, really had me on his side. And now Isaac, who I just want for myself! Maybe I'll even take him…

Mwah!

A

---- Seriously, I was telling the truth about those boys. I didn't add in Mike Montgomery, because I couldn't, but I just love him too! ----