A parody of Short People by Randy Newman, though I'm quite sure he never thought his song would be used like this.

~*~*~*~*~*~*
Voldemort touched the Mark and instantly all his followers surrounded him. I have gathered you here for a solemn purpose, he said. Listen most attentively to my words.

Voldemort:
Those Mudbloods got no reason
Those Mudbloods got no reason

Those Mudbloods got no reason to live...

They got
Clumsy hands
Ugly eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies

They got no magic
Tiny Muggle brains
And all the tricks they perform are stupidly lame

Well I

Lucius and Peter join in:
Don't want those Mudbloods
Don't want those Mudbloods
Don't want those Mudbloods 'round here

Snape:
Those are just the same as you and I
Dumbledore:
A fool such as I
Snape:
All wizards are brothers until the day they die
Dumbledore:
It's a wonderful world

Voldemort:
Those Mudbloods got nobody
Those Mudbloods got nobody
Those Mudbloods got nobody to love...

They got weird pictures
That stand so still
You got t' shake 'em up just to see them move

They got Muggle cars that go beep beep beep
They got Muggle voices goin' peep peep peep.

They got grubby Muggle fingers and dirty Muggle minds
They gonna getcha every time

Well I

Lucius and Peter join in:
Don't want those Mudbloods
Don't want those Mudbloods
Don't want those Mudbloods 'round here
~*~*~*~*~*~*

I know, I can just hear you asking now, How did Dumbledore manage to get there without anyone noticing? And didn't Snape just reveal his true colors?

And the answers are... I don't know and

Please, review. I've never done a parody before. I'd like to hear your thoughts.