[Sentence Challenge, X-Family] Talking in Circles Ana Lyssie Cotton
Nov 28, 2000 02:51 PST
Disclaimer: Marvel owns most of them. DC owns the other one.
Some odd imagery, strange ideas... etc.

Notes: *cough* I'm such an over-achiever. I believe I worked in
every one of those sentences. And Evie is growing on me. Sigh.
Oh, this also conjectures a slightly further day when Cable
defeated Poccy, and Jean and Scott have kids. Sue me, they're

Dedication: to Lynx, may you pass with flying colours. And
graduate, so you can go on and pester the rest of us from uni.

Talking in Circles
by Ana Lyssie Cotton

The black buttocks of night sat moonless on the lawn. Clouds
cluttered the sky like so many used pieces of toilet paper,
floating in a cesspool of ideas. The air was stiflingly hot, and
sort of reached down the throat and throttled the lungs if
breathed too deeply.

A fetid stench consisting of rotted corpse and spoiled fruit
lingered at the back of the mouth. The corpse itself lay curled
on its side, dust and dirt draping it from heel to neck.

Farther down the lawn a figure stood, pink draping around it.
Summer had arrived in New York, and it had stayed for two long

Remy, handsome, hunkish and brimming with testosterone looked
somehow uneasy as he adjusted his pink dress. The dress had been
a joke, one he and several others had thought to pull on Bobby.

That had been the plan, anyway. Until now. With a shiver, Remy
LeBeau stepped closer to the corpse, praying it wasn't someone
he knew. But somehow knowing the prayer would go unanswered.

He wasn't a praying man, was Remy, but he was gonna try. 'Cause
the person in the grass looked like someone he knew--and had,
from the stench, been dead a long while.

With a fatalistic shrug he looked down at the body and sighed,


Evangeline Drake heaved her bosoms off the bar and, tipping the
barman a raffish wink while adjusting her fedora, ducked out
into the night.

She was long past overdue that visit to her cousin. Even if it
WAS cooler in Harry's. In fact, the minute she stepped out into
the heat, her ample chest slicked with sweat and she groaned
under her breath.

Off to the right, her motorcycle gleamed, waiting for her to
ride. She wondered if it would help, having air flowing around
her--it might be cool. It might not.

With a sigh, she hopped onto it, kickstarting it, then tucking
the fedora in a pocket and donnign the helmet. If nothing else,
it was sure to be a nice ride--even if there wasn't a moon.

"I am Miss Average."

The voice came from her right and she glanced over. A slim young
woman leaned against a light post, her hands in the pockets of
her black leather jacket. Evangeline would place money that the
girl was sweltering in it, too.

"I am always going to be average, when compared to the other

Evangeline blinked. The girl wasn't just burning hot, she was
drunk from the sound of it. And rambling. "Hello?"

"Wha?" Dark eyes peered up at Lina, "Who're you?"

"I'm Lina Drake." She held out a hand and then caught the girl
as she suddenly staggered, "And you're drunk. Look, yould you
like a ride home?"

"Not sh'posed t'talk t'strangersh."

"Well, I'm Lina--Evangeline. And you?"

"Kitty. They all call me Kitty." She snorted, "Not that I'm a
kid anymore or nothin'."

"Well, Kitty, you come right over here, and I'll drive you home,

"Yeah..." With another stagger, the girl weaved towards Lina's
bike. "Hey..."


"Y're related to Drake, aren't ya?"

"If you mean Bobby, he's my cousin." She smiled, "C'mon, now,
I've got you."

"Home, Jamesh." The girl commanded, then giggled.

"Yes, Kitty. Home."


Rachel Grey-Summers was only three days old when the world
ended. Okay, so that was an exageration. The world at large
didn't end--but the world she was part of crumbled just a

Looking at her daughter with something close to terror, Jean
Grey-Summers sang under her breath. The words were nonsense, but
they helped calm her down as she rocked the daughter she'd never
thought she'd have. "Hey nonny-nonny..."

Tufts of red hair stuck out all over the baby's head, like grass
shoots in a new plantation. Bobby Drake had already made silly
comparisons once. Jean had glared at him, then giggled.

In the adjoining room, she could hear Scott reading to their
son, Nathan. "Hamish Bond lacked his famous brother's savoir
faire, preferring his cocktails stirred not shaken and
occasionally succumbing to the temptation to pee in the bath."

She snorted. Since Nathan was only three, he wouldn't understand
most of the words. It was still not quite what she'd have liked
her son to hear at that age.

::Silly.:: Scott's mindvoice wrapped around her and she smiled
and touched back.

::Well, it isn't.::

::I shall endeavour to find the Barney book that Hank hid, then,
shall I?::


He chuckled.

Something impinged on their conversation, and Jean stiffened,

The intercom blared, then, startling little Rachel, who mewed in
annoyance, then settled back into sleep. "Jean! Scott!"

Henry McCoy's voice sounded worried, Jean sensed Scott move to
the intercom and tab it. "What is it, Hank?"

"I believe you both should come down to the medlab.


::Stay here, Jean. I'll call you if you're needed.::


With a quick movement, Scott left the other room and disappeared
down the hall. Jean stepped into the room and smiled at Nate,
who was looking at her out of sleepy eyes.

"Hello, kiddoe."

He snorted at her, and she chuckled and sat down on his bed.
"Here, hold your sister for a moment. I need to get something
from the upper shelf."

With care she placed the sleeping baby in his small arms and
smiled as he held her tightly. Then she stood and reached up
onto the top shelf, pulling down a large flat book with a large
purple dinosaur printed on it.

She sighed. "What was it Hank said? Ah, yes, I know you don't
want to read this, but it's for your own good.'" She chuckled.
"Not mine, anyway."


'No,' was not the answer she'd anticipated after asking
wistfully, 'Will you still respect me in the morning?'

Kitty stared blearily up at the woman supporting her. "No?" She
repeated sadly.

"Child, if I take advantage of you, I'd respect neither me nor

"Oh." With a sigh, Kitty released Lina's hand and staggered
towards her bed. "See you in the morning, then."

"Yes. Good night."

"Shleep tight."

"Don't let the bedbugs bite." Replied Evangeline Drake as she
shut the door softly.

Kitty Pryde curled up, wrapping her arms around her knees.
Rejection was nothing new. Not really. But that it would come
like this... And I'm not even attracted to women... Am I? She
chuckled tiredly. Maybe.

It certainly wouldn't be new, this strange and fluttery feeling
she got from being around Lina. And she'd only known the woman
all of an hour! Still... There was something about her.

"Sleep, Kit." she instructed herself, yawning. Sleep...


Lina chuckled softly as she left Kitty in her room. The child
was lovely, but not her style. Although I could make an
exception, she thought with a speculative gleam in her eye.

A sound came from around the corner ahead of her, and a young
man came dashing into view. He looked like a rabid dog, all
saliva and wild eyes. She blinked and dropped into a stance,

He crashed into her, she sent him flying into a wall, then came
up on her feet to watch him.

A groan came from the prone figure, and Lina blinked, "Bobby?"

The young man looked up at her, brushing brown hair from his
eyes, "Evie?"


"It must be you," he nodded, then winced, "Only my crazy cousin
would throw me, then call me a doofus."

"Why were you running and slavering like that?"

"Slavering? You always *did* have an imagination."

"Uhuh." She crossed her arms. "Well?"

"Oh, crap--I have to get down to the informary--" He pushed past
her and headed for the stairs she'd half-carried Kitty up.

"Well, I'm coming with you."

"Yeah, yeah, fine."


She was a magnet to his steely gaze, and he was riveted. Selene
had never seen eyes like that before, and they called her.

One step took her nearer, and then she paused and glared,

When he continued gazing sappily at her, she rolled her eyes and
turned away. "I'm sure you find this vastly amusing, 'boss' but
I don't."

"Now, now, my Black Queen, see it from MY perspective." A soft
giggle came from the dark-haired man as he rolled over in his
seat and stared up at the stars far above, "Ever since I fell
into this delightful universe, I have found myself able to...
influence--cliches, shall we say."

He giggled again, "And even you, my Mighty One, are not

Selene glared back at the Joker, "Only because whatever you're
using is new to me. Give me time, and I'll be un-touchable."

"Like the Mob? But they weren't, were they. No, my dear, they
fell to me in the end. And the Bat..." He shut up for a moment,
then smirked, "Never mind that, where were we heading again?"

"To Malta, remember?"

"Ah, yes..." He waved a hand. "Go sleep, m'dear."

"With you on deck? I don't trust you farther than I can throw
this ship."

"Ah, my heart, you wound me."

"I'll be in the Crow's nest."


"For a long time now I have been going to bed early." The words
came from a small holographic recording cube, currently playing
in the middle of the Medlab. Hank was watching it calmly, Scott
looked the same. Remy was smoking, his hands shaking every so
often. Bobby skittered into the room, then, Lina behind him.

"I guess that doesn't make much sense, but, uh... Anyway..." The
Bishop in the hologram shrugged his shoulders, "There is no
reason for me to be here--the X-traitor? Defeated by others.
Apocalypse? Cable dealt with him. I..."

The hologram wavered as Bishop turned away, then looked back.
"This is goodbye, my friends. Either I shall make my way to the
future, or you will find my body on the grounds. One week from
my departure this message will show up."

A silence fell as the picture winked out. Hank slowly moved and
reached for the base of the player, hitting off. "That..."

"I found him." Remy stood, movements jerky, and paced, "I should
have known--"

"He... He'd begun to seem crazy, the last several weeks," Scott
interrupted with a frown. "Jean noted it. I thought he'd
disappeared into town to get himself together, maybe get drunk,
or something."

"The mighty Scott Summers, allowing a team member to drink
himself to death?"

"Shut up, LeBeau."

"Y're right, I shut up now." Remy stalked towards the door,
"I'll be--somewhere."

"We're all a little upset, I think." Scott looked at Bobby, and
blinked at the woman behind him, "Hello?"

"Hi. I'm Evangeline Drake, Bobby's cousin. I had no--I'm sorry."
She said softly, then brightened, "I brought your young Kitty
back, I think you should know. She seemed upset about

"Kitty--she was working in the lab earlier." Hank frowned, then
shrugged, "My friends, I believe sleep is in order."


With calm steps, Scott left the room, the others following him.
Save Hank, who finished shutting things down, and locked the
body of their fallen comrade in storage.


"I thought you said you checked the weater reports!"


"ARGH!" With a scream that split the stormy night air, Selene
plummeted towards the deck. Until someone in the rigging caught
her. She made it to deck in one piece, but ignored all attempts
at cajolery as the storm deepened.

Selene decided much later that she hated boats. All of them.
Planes only, from now on. Meanwhile, she held on to the mast and
hoped the storm wouldn't sink the ship.

The Joker, of course, was laughing and dancing madly, careening
here and there, sometimes next to her, others at the edge of the
deck, spattering himself with sea water as he half-leaned over.

It was unfortunate that a large wave crested across the deck the
last time he did that.

Very. Unfortunate.


"Oh. Drat."

"Ma'am, we can't go back."

"I'm so upset. Really."

"Yes, ma'am."

It was only afterwards, as the destroyer rocked gently at anchor
in Malta, and the crash of the ack ack and the numb terror of
free fall faded like a bad dream, that Selene noticed that
sailors had rather lovely bottoms.


Lina settled herself in the guest room and yawned. It had been
an interesting night, to say the least. A little flirting, an
indecent proposal, a death, and now sleep. All in a day's work,
for her. She grinned and settled in.

I think I'm really gonna like it here...