Disclaimer: I do not own Atlus, but I own a copy of Persona 4!
ALSO, I REQUIRE REVIEWS TO TELL ME HOW I'M DOING AND HOW I CAN IMPROVE, AS WELL AS REVIEWS KEEP ME INFLUENCED TO ACTUALLY CONTINUE WRITING, BECAUSE THERE'S NO POINT IN WRITING IF NO ONE'S GOING TO COMMENT ON IT!
Expect a hell of alot of P4 fics coming up at random intervals, some yuri, some het and some crack...all at once, sometimes!!!
Please check out my P4 tribute slideshow videos on Youtube as well!! My name there is 'Hikasu3445'.
"TODAY IS THE DAY, YOSUKE!!!"
"INDEED IT IS, SOUJI!!!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO!!!"
Donning a large tortoise shell, Yosuke got on all fours, and then Souji sat cross-legged on top of him, wearing nothing but a red toga and a fake handlebar moustache. He was also smoking a tobacco pipe with a little smiley-face sticker on the side.
"NOW, MY FEARLESS COMPADRE," Souji bellowed, "MARCH...ONWARD!!"
"Aye, aye, sir!!" Yosuke cried, and he began to drag himself across the ground, struggling to support the weight of both the shell and his friend.
They had only gotten about halfway through town, when they came across Chie and Yukiko, who were holding hands and talking about what they should name their future science babies.
"I really think Elizabeth and Siegfried are best..." Yukiko explained.
"That's way too complicated!" Chie snapped, "Besides, those are english names! We should name them...Hikaru and Hikari!!"
"THOSE ARE TOO DAMN SIMILIAR!!!"
"HEY, I'M A SIMPLE-MINDED PERSON!!! YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT!!"
"Ahh...hello there, my dear lesbian friends..." Souji greeted the two girls, bowing to them deeply.
"Oh, hey, Souji-kun..." Chie nodded, but then she realized what they were doing, "What the FOUCK are you two doing?"
Souji and Yosuke both thought about it for a while.
"...We're not sure actually," they replied in unison, and then they quickly put on their usual clothes and were back to normal.
Suddenly, Shadow Yosuke walked by. "Hey, guys...wassup? I'm just out on a walk, getting some fresh air, and maybe a phallic corndog to suck on...y'know what I'm sayin'?"
Yosuke gasped, and cried, "YOU'RE...YOU'RE NOT M-"
"DON'T FUCKIN' SAY IT, YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS!!!!" Souji screamed, and he bashed Yosuke across the face with a frying pan.
"But...but that guy is definitely not m-"
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!! I'M NOT FIGHTING THAT STUPID GAY-ASS FROG BITCH AGAIN!!!!"
"I thought you liked fighting it..." Yosuke whimpered, tears pouring down his face in a comedic fashion.
"I DON'T LIKE FIGHTING GAY THINGS!!!"
"Hey, I like fighting gay things!!" Yukiko spoke up.
Souji, Yosuke and Chie all glared at her. "WE KNOW."
"Well, if we're gonna find some REAL lesbians," Souji pointed out, "We'll need to go to a religious all-girl's school!!!"
"...Was I supposed to laugh?"
Souji gasped and fell onto his hands and knees in despair.
Over at the police station, Dojima was busy playing an illegal copy of Persona 4 on his PSP...which he stole.
Running up behind him, Adachi cried, "HEY, BOSS, GUESS WHAT?! I'M ACTUALLY THE VILLA-"
"DON'T SPOIL IT FOR ME!!!"
"...I'LL EAT YOU WITH MY SHADOW POWERS..."
"MOTHER OF MARY, YOU JUST SPOILED THE GAME'S CONCLUSION FOR ME WITH YOUR SUBTLE HINTS!! WHY, YOU LITTLE-"
In a Simpsons-like fashion, Dojima wrapped his hands around Adachi's neck and began strangling him.
Naoto Shirogane was never one to ask questions that regarded herself, but she couldn't help but bring it up as she was (forcibly) shopping for shoes with Kanji Tatsumi and Rise Kujikawa.
"Do I...look like a man?" Naoto asked sheepishly.
Kanji and Rise didn't even waste a second having to think it over. "Yes, you do."
"Does it make me seem...kinda like a dyke?"
"...Should we answer that question truthfully, or should we lie?"
"Yes, you do."
"THAT WAS A LIE?!!!"
Teddie was just standing around, doing nothing as usual, when he felt an itch down by his crotch. Reaching down, he scratched at it...and then he felt something.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!! UN-BEAR-LIEVABLE!!!...Un-bear-lievable? WHO DA FUCK CAME UP WITH THAT SHIT?!!"
It was...Shadow Yosuke's corndog, if you will take that interpretation to heart.
"HEY, SOUJI, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!!!"
"THAT'S YOU AND ME, YOSUKE...SODOMY..."
"....OH MY GOD!!!!"