Author's Note- This is just a fun little one-shot that I wrote. I don't own a thing. Not the characters or Yo Gabba Gabba. My 'brilliant' friend loves Yo Gabba Gabba, so I was like, "Okay, why not?"


"Bye, love. I'll be back later." Edwrad kisses Bella goodbye.

"Come on Edward! You'll see Bella in a couple of hours," complained Alice from the front door. But Edward did have a reason to worry. Bella would be home alone with Emmett. Anytime it was just Bella and Emmett, Emmett always talks Bella into some sort of crazy 'adventure'.

"I'm coming, Alice ! Just try to keep Emmett out of trouble please."

"Edward, I think I can handle Emmett for a couple of hours." They both looked over at Emmett who was standing on the couch watching Yo Gabba Gabba and singing, "There's a party in my tummy! So yummy! So yummy!"

"I'll see you when you get back. I love you." Edward walked out the door behind Alice and Bella went to sit on the couch.

"Okay lil' sis. What do you want to do?"

"I just want to sit on the couch and wait for Edward to get back."

"But that's no fun!" Emmett crossed his arms out stuck out his lower lip like a three-year-old.

"Fine, Emmett. What do you want to do?" He thought for a minute and then he got a mischievous smile. "Emmett? What are you thinking?"

"Let's go to a bar!!"

"NO Emmett! We are not going to a bar! Edward would be furious!"

"Come on, Bella! Edward won't be back for a couple hours! I've always wanted to know if a vampire could get drunk. Please?" Then Emmett did the puppy dog face that always got Bella to agree to whatever he wanted to do.

"Fine, Emmett. But I'm not drinking at all!"

~5 hours later~

Edward walked through the door. "Bella! Emmett! Where are you?" Then he heard giggling coming from Alice 's room. "Bella? Emmett?" He found Bella sitting in a chair in Alice 's bathroom while Emmett did her hair and makeup. They were listening Hot n' Cold and were blaring the music.

"What happened!?' Bella turned, looked at Edward, and gasped.

"Edward! You're back!" She got up from the chair and stumbled-yes, vampires can stumble- into Edward's arms..

"Bella, what's that smell?"

"Nothing…" She covered her mouth, as if that could eliminate the smell.

"Let's go back home." Edward picked Bella up bridal style and ran back to their little cottage.

"Okay, Bella. Tell me what happened." Since Bella couldn't form a complete sentence she pushed her shield off and replayed the entire evening in her mind.

Emmett and Bella were driving to the only bar in Forks. "This is going to be loads of fun Bella!"

"Whatever you say, Emmett."

They pulled up and walked in. Luckily, no one they knew was there.

" Alice would never do this. Aren't you glad I gave you a break?"

"I guess this is a break..." Bella said, looking thoughtful.

"Maybe, for me getting you a break you can just have a few drinks?"

Emmett made the puppy dog face again and she smiled.

"Fine, but only one." Emmett shot his fist in the air and went, "Yesss!"

Bella laughed and rolled her eyes.

"Okay, ummm… we're going to need 20 beers," Emmett said to the lady behind the counter.

"20!? Emmett, I hope you plan on drinking 19 of those. I told you, I'm only drinking one!"

"Come on, Bella! Live a little!" The lady put the drinks in front of Emmett with a smile that was a little friendlier than normal. Emmett put 10 of them in front of Bella without looking twice at the woman. "Okay Bella. On three. One, two, three!"

With a sigh, Bella began to drink the drinks in front of her.

Then everything went black.

Edward laughed, still holding Bella in his arms. "Well, one good thing came from this experience. Carlisle will be happy to know that vampires can in fact get drunk."

"Edward, I'm really tired." Bella layed her head on his shoulder and closed her eyes.

"Bella, you can't sleep. But I have a feeling that you will have one of the worst hangovers ever."

~The Next Day~

Bella sat leaning over the toilet with Edward holding her hair as she threw up.

"Maybe now you'll think twice before you decide to go to a bar with Emmett."

Bella looked at Edward. "Shut up."