Summary: Just a fun poem in the spirit of Dr. Seuss...LOTR centric

Rating: G

Fan Fiction Addiction

by Nieriel Raina

There's this thing I've found, called Fan Fiction.

Truly it's become an obsessive addiction!

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I sit at the computer, I read and I write

As the world sinks away, all becomes lost, out of sight

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When they see me, my friends always laugh and say,

"What new LOTR story have you read today?"

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And I tell them all about the elf and his friends;

How they lived, laughed and conquered before the end.

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And they all look at me, a strange smile on their face,

She's crazy, they think. She's got LOTR junk all over the place!

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And that is just fine, they can think what they can,

I'm far from the only obsessed LOTR fan!

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So I'll keep all my air fresheners, calendars and posters.

Does anyone know where I can get some Legolas coasters?

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On and on it goes until late in the night

Until my poor fingers start getting tight.

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Then it's off to bed for me to get some rest,

Otherwise, I'll never be able to do my best.

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That is what every fan fiction author should do.

Perhaps, you know one just like me, maybe it's you!