Prompt: Shawn tells a stupid Joke

Heehee it's cute... and stupid. Enjoy. :)


"Hey Jules."

"Hey what" Juliet answered, not even bothering to look up from her menu.

"I've got a joke for you."

"Last joke you told me ended up with you in a headlock, so for your sake it better be clean."

"You thought it was funny." Shawn replied, rubbing the back of his neck as he recalled the strange event.

"Then why did I put you in a headlock?" Juliet said, finally looking up at him.

"I heard you giggle."

"Just tell me the joke, you weirdo."

"Knock, Knock."

"A knock, knock joke? Seriously Shawn?"

"Just answer the door woman."

"Fine, whose there."


"Banana who?"

"Knock, Knock."

"Jeez Shawn, everyone who isn't five knows this joke."

"Knock, knock." Shawn said a little louder."

"…Whose there?"


"Banana who?"

"Knock, Knock."

"Whose there."


"Banana who?"

"Knock, Knock."

"Whose there?"


"…Pineapple who?"

"Pineapple glad I didn't say banana?" Shawn said with a smile.


"No? What do you mean 'no'? You cant 'no' my joke."

"Pineapple doesn't work Shawn, it's supposed to be Orange. You know… Orange ya glad I didn't say Banana?"

"I liked my version better." Shawn declared, leaning back into the booth they sat in as they enjoyed their lunch.

"Of course you did."

"Besides… Orange is a stupid fruit."

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