Author's Note: Here is a short one-shot of the Cullen's go to Burger King. Bella is not yet a vampire, and is craving greasy food. This is going to be one of many outings the Cullen's go on, and I hope you enjoy it.


"Welcome to Burger King how can I help you?" The girl at the cash register said, in an overly happy voice. Her thoughts were mostly focused on Jasper. Oh my, isn't he a catch. What I wouldn't give for a piece of that pie. But he doesn't look too happy. Come here sweetie, let Trisha make you happy…I had to cover my mouth and force my self to cough, covering up my laughing. Jasper didn't look to happy, but that's because so many humans were around. Why is Edward laughing? And why is that girl staring at me like a turkey dinner on thanksgiving...I looked at Jasper and gave him a sympathetic smile, hoping he'd catch my drift. I looked at Bella, and she began to order.

"Yah, well, I think I'll have an order small fries, a medium Mr. pibb, and a junior whopper, no tomato. Thank you." Trisha began punching buttons and thought, why did she bring such a group of people for such a small order…

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Alice, who bent over the counter and screamed, "SHE SAID NO TOMATO!" She then stood up, brushed off her front, and smiled at everyone. "There," she said, looking at Bella with a satisfied grin, "you will have a good sandwich now." Alice then put her hand in Jasper's and skipped over to a table large enough for us all. Emmett's thoughts began bombarding my head, eat up Bella, when you become a vampire, nothing else but a mountain lion will taste as good as that burger does. I shook my head, thinking of how dumb my brother is, and turned my attention back to Trisha. Man, he's taken. Why does he like that midget anyways? She probably wears the paints in that relationship. I wonder if he likes role-playing. I make one good nurse…I blocked that out of my mind. I heard a large crash and looked to the door where I found the source of it. All of the Pack waltzed in, and had an extreme look of hunger on their faces. I stood up and walked over to them.

"Hello Jacob." I said, extending my hand. He shook it, and for civilized sake asked me how I was.

"Fine, just fine. Bella's over there if you want to join us for a snack, which, by the way, is on me today." Quil and Embry's eyes got real big, and Jacob laughed.

"You sure Leech?"

"Quiet positive. Enjoy." They all stepped up to the counter, and Trisha's thoughts came in one word. Yummy. Ugh. She might change her mind after they order.

Jacob looked up at the menu, and took a deep breathe.

"Three chocolate shakes, four whoppers, five orders of fries, um, three grilled chicken sandwich's, and two salads." He finished and looked at Trisha.

"Will that be all?" She said, amazed.

"No, that's just my order. Quil your up." Trisha looked like she was going to pass out.

"Sir, please tell me your kidding."

"No, I certainly am not."

"Well I don't believe you have enough to pay for your own, let alone more." She said matter-of-factly. I looked at her and calmly said,

"I've got it." Well now, he might have enough money. What is this, a joke? They'll be waiting for a while. I heard Alice walk up beside me.

"Your meals will be done in fifteen minutes. Oh, and Embry, when you take a bite out of your chicken filet, remember they don't promise it's boneless."

Jacob laughed hard, and Quil began his order. I walked back over to Bella, and she seemed upset.

"Love, what's wrong?" I said, putting her hair behind her ear.

"That girl in that booth over there keeps staring at you." She said, and put her head down on the table next to her untouched food.

"That's no reason not to eat sweetie."

"Yes it is," she said, her head still on the table. "She must weigh all of a hundred pounds and she's blonde and she's perfect." I looked at the girl with distaste.

"So. She's a tramp, and Blondes may have more fun, but Brunette's remember it the next day." Bella laughed, and it made me happy to see her happy. Bella looked at her sandwich and began shoving it in her mouth. I got a worried expression on my face,

"Bella, sweetie, slow down or you might," Her face began to turn slightly blue, and she tried to breathe but it wasn't working. I began to panic, and I pulled her out of her seat. I did the Heimlich maneuver, and she spit out a hug chunk of whopper on to the table.

"Dear, I told you to be careful." She blushed, and I thought about how much I loved her, her loving eyes, her warm heart, her…oh, I have totally forgot about the pack.

"I told you we would pay for it!" yelled Jacob, who was arguing with the manager. Oh why did everything depend on me? I got up to walk over there and then out of nowhere, I saw a flash of dark blue.

"Emmett! Get back here!" screamed Rosalie, chasing him with a newspaper. Emmett landed on the counter in a superhero suit. It was similar to Superman's, but had a huge EM ironed on it. This cant be good.

"I am Emmett Man! Here to save the DAYYYY!" he said, in a sing songy fashion. He put one fist up in the air, and did a little ballerina pirouette type action.

"You, there, Wrongdoer!" he said, pointing at the manager.

"I hear by decree you bother them no more! Away with you!" By then, Rosalie had reached him, and was trying to persuade him to get down.

"But Rose. I am a super hero," he whined, "I'm allowed to stand on stuff." Esme and Carlisle walked over to see if they could help.

"Emmett Cullen. Get down from that counter top now." Said Esme, very sternly.

"But Mommy." Said Emmett, slumping a little. Carlisle looked at him sternly.

"Down. Now." Emmett slowly got down and Rosalie put her arm around him and patted him on the shoulder. I walked over to the counter and put down the money to pay for the Pack's meal, and gave a couple of bill's to the manager for his hard times. I looked at Bella, who was finished, and motioned for her to come over. I looked around and said at vampire speed. We should probably leave. Maybe we can get EMMETT MAN to fly us home. I said, chuckling. I will never let him live that down.

Sorry if it wasn't funny enough, still working on it. Is there anywhere you would like the Cullen's to go? Give me some Ideas and Review Please! Thanks!