Whose Knocking at the door
From Naru-San: This is the final chapter of "My Crazy Days in Akatsuki From the Diary of Itachi". thanks to everyone who reads this! This chapter sort of sets the stage for the sequel, while ending this one. So hopefully I'll have some return readers when the second one comes out. (^.^)
Sasuke had looked those instructions over possibly a thousand times…but the blood that covered the page made it terribly difficult to read his brothers frantic handwriting. He had given up several hours ago, and turned to some of his favorite entries.
He especially loved to read about the torturous holidays Itachi had been put through. Easter egg hunts, Christmas fights, crazy puppets. He sighed and turned the page again. Poker night. Sasuke just had to smile when his brother wrote of his former masters tongue and how disgusted Itachi was with it.
He turned to another Christmas entry, reading the first line he cried. It was the year of the demon wind shuriken…the same shuriken he had used against Zabuza…the one he had always treasured…the one he had hung proudly on his mantle. To know it was from his brother, and to know the truth, he just cried, until he fell asleep book in hand.
He awoke several hours later, after he thought he heard knocking at his door. He glanced at the clock. "damn 3:00 A.M." he rolled over in his chair and tried to go back to sleep…until…KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!
"Damn it un! I told you not so loud Tobi-kohai!"
"Tobi is sorry! Tobi is a good boy, Senpai!"
"What the h…!" Sasuke then ran to the door. If Naruto had dared show up with more of his retard friends like that Sai guy…he was soooo dead. He opened the door, and practically fell over at the sight. There stood a tall blonde with long hair, an idiot in an orange mask, a short guy with red hair, a fish, a plant, an older woman, a punk rock wannabe, a guy with no shirt, and some guy counting money.
"What…the…fuck?" he managed to spit out. "You guys are supposed to be dead!?"
"Not all of us." the woman huffed.
"We came back to life un!"
"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!"
"shut the fuck up Tobi or I'll feed you to the plant!"
"I'm offended, Hidan!"
"Damn you Hidan!"
Sasuke just tried to make sense of it all…wait! Did that plant just talk twice???????? Also what the hell did they want with him. Hadn't they tortured an Uchiha enough?
"What the hell do you want?"
"Well um…oh you tell him Deidara." replied the plant as he hit the blonde with his elbow.
"Well you see un, I…um accidentally…blew up our hideout. Which means we…uh…need a place to hang out. Is Itachi home, yeah?"
From Naru-san: well this is the end, I bet you all know where this is going. I may start the sequel sooner than planned, but I still need to get restraints and mirrored going…hope you can stand the wait. Thanks to everyone and for over 7,000 hits!