Disclaimer: Twilight… want it, but don't own it

Disclaimer: Twilight… want it, but don't own it. Stephenie Meyer does!!

Edward: Bold

Bella: regular

NEXT DAY…

Bella has signed on

HELLO?? ANYONE ON??

…….

I'll talk to myself then…

Hello Edward

Hello Bella, I'm Edward, and you are very gorgeous and utterly the most perfect person in the world, and you do NOT fall on her butt every 5 seconds.

Why, thank you Edward.

You're welcome, LOVE. :-) - tehe 'love'

Edward has signed on

Bella, what are you doing on here by yourself?

Um, NOTHING.

Tell me, Please??

No. It's embarrassing.

I'll get it out of you later, then.

gulp

Haha, so… what do you want to talk about??

Um,… I dunno, what do you want to talk about??

What color socks are you wearing?

Wow, Edward. I am wearing bright orange socks. You?

I'm wearing bunny slippers.

Really?

No.

You, lied to me?? Sniffle :-(

Bella…

...

Bella, it was just for fun. I'm sorry if I hurt you. :-(

It's okay, I forgive you.

Hold on, I'll be right back. I think Emmet and Jasper are fighting… Hold on.

Edward?... OKAY, I'll talk to myself again.:-)

HI BELLA!! YOU'RE SOOO CUTE!!

THANKS EDDIKINZ!! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL TOO!!

REALLY?? AWWWWW, SHUCKS…. :-)

WHERE DO YOU WANNA GO??

TO NARNIA! OR SPARTA!! OR, OR… ATHENS!!

OKAY!! LETS GO TO ALL OF THEM!!

OKAY!! WEEEEEEE!!

So this is what you were doing before. :-D

gulp Hi Edward, it's nice to see you're back.

Bella, you're soooooo cute!!

Stop mocking me. You're making me mad.

Let's go to SPARTA!!

……I will hunt you down Edward, I swear….

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

THAT'S IT!!

:-) What are you going to do?? Sign off on me??

NO!! I'll… GO DRINK MORE COFFEE!!

NOO!!

Goodbye, EDDIKINZ.

Bella has signed off

CRAP.

Edward has signed off