Last chapter my beautiful people! This concludes our tale (or is it an actual tail?) and with that parting knowledge I give you:
Oh yeah please review. It makes my day. No really, it actually does. Scary right? Well not as scary as some other things but, on with the story!
"And that's the story of how I found out that I was actually better than Edward at something when I was a human," Bella finished, nuzzling the head of the child in front of her.
"But I thought you were real klutzy!" the child protested.
"For some reason, I was able to ice skate. Sure I wasn't speeding around like a maniac like Uncle Emmett but I was all right at it," Bella told the little girl, placing her on the floor so that she could stand up.
"Whatever you say Grandma Bella!" Renee shouted running out the door to play on her tire swing.
"What story did you entertain her with this time?" A smooth voice asked.
"Do you really want to know that?" Bella inquired teasingly from her spot near the window.
"Now that you say it, yes. Definitely yes. You're spending way too much time with Emmett for my likes to easily say no," Edward answered, coming up beside her.
"A little story about a girl who went skating with her perfect boy friend and ended up getting the surprise of her life when she found out that he couldn't skate. There might also be a part about him putting one foot on the ice, slipping, and falling through," Bella answered smiling.
"Dear God, not that one! Bella you're going to be the death of me!"
"To late, you're already dead," Bella answered, going into the kitchen to clean up the kid's lunch remains.
"You know what, I am putting you in a no-Emmett punishment zone," he growled, following her.
"I would like to see you try that!" Bella laughed out throwing away the cold remains of some heat-able lunch she had made, well, heated.
"Oh, I will succeed!"
"At what?" Someone asked from the doorway.
"Nessie! Come over hear and give me a hug!" Bella demanded, smiling at her daughter.
"I will but be careful of the goods mom," she answered, maneuvering herself so that Bella wouldn't squeeze her round belly.
"How are you doing? Morning throw-ups still bothering you?" Bella asked concernedly.
"Nope, and I can't tell you how happy I am about that!" Nessie answered smiling.
"I still can't forgive that mutt for getting you pregnant the first time but now I've got another to contend with," Edward broke in jokingly.
"Dad! You might as well stop calling him that! He's been my husband for what, fifteen years now?"
"You're in your twelfth, I'm counting," he answered seriously.
"Will you two stop poking each others buttons and hug? Or if not, at least go into another room to bicker!"
"Yes mom." A new voice entered cheekily.
"Jake! How are you doing? Come over here!" Bella cried out enthusiastically (AN: I spelled it right!!!).
"I'm doing great Bells. Hey Pops! How's your neck of the woods?"
"I thought we agreed on not calling me Pops in our terms of agreement for letting you marry my daughter," Edward spoke through gritted teeth.
"You did what!" Nessie screeched.
"Oops, you just activated the rampant pregnant female hormones Edward. Not a good idea by the way," Jacob whispered going to stand near his father-in-law.
"Ness, it was a joke that I played on Jake when he came to ask permission to marry you. Simply a good old, man to man joke," Edward answered chuckling nervously.
"If I find out you just lied to me, no pregnant stomach is going to stop me!"
"Mommy! Daddy!" Renee ran in, jumping into her father's arms.
"Hey! How's my little girl doing?"
"Daddy! I'm not little anymore! Grandma Bella measured me today and I'm 4 feet five!"
"That's four foot five honey," Nessie told her gently, coming over and giving her a hug.
"But that still means I'm not little anymore!"
"True, you're almost as big as Aunt Alice now," Jacob joked.
"I heard that Jacob Black!" Alice called, sweeping into the kitchen with Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie at her heels.
Renee scrambled out of her fathers arms and threw herself into her Uncle Emmett's arms. He twirled her around, laughing his booming laugh and sat her down on the counter to chat about her day. All the other adults chuckled at their enthusiastic talk about the dragon living under Grandmamma Esme's Back porch, and how he didn't eat humans, he was a "vegetarian" dragon.
"I wonder where she gets that one," Nessie yawned out, leaning into Jacob.
"Well I couldn't say for certain, but I have a pretty good guess. I also have a pretty good guess that I should be getting you and Jacob junior back to the Rez for some dinner and sleep," he answered, whispering into her ear.
"Your right about some of the things," she whispered back, smiling as she watched her Uncle play with her daughter.
"Oh, and what am I wrong about?"
"Our child's name. He will not be stuck with a junior attached to the end of his name. I just can't do that to him."
"All right, I guess," Jake whispered back in a joking manner.
"Okay Ren, time to hit the road!" Ness called coming forward out of Jacob's embrace.
"Awww, five more minutes? Please?"
"No, young lady we have to get home and get dinner ready and take a bath," Ness began stating all the things to do.
"Can I take a bath in the big tubby?" Renee asked, using her big brown eyes for encouragement.
"Yes, if you're in the car after saying goodbye to everyone then yes, you can."
"Bye Auntie Alice! Bye Uncle Jasper! Bye Auntie Rosie! Bye Uncle Emmett! Bye Granddad Carlisle! Bye Grandmamma Esme! Bye Grandpa Edward! Bye Grandma Bella, thanks for the story!"
"Bye Mom, see you soon!"
"See you around Bella."
"Be careful Jacob, you're treading around with a minefield."
"Oh, don't worry Pops, I know."
"Joking Edward, have a nice night."
"You too Jake."
With another round of goodbyes, the Black family made their way out of the house and into the car.
"So what did you do with the family today Ren?" Ness wanted to know, Jake being busy trying to find a decent radio station.
"She told me the story of how she found out that Grandpa Edward couldn't ice skate," Renee answered giggling. Nessie burst out laughing and Renee soon followed. When they had finally finished they looked at Jacob who had a puzzled look on his face.
"Wait, what happened to Edward?"
Nessie and Renee couldn't help but laugh again at his expression and were laughing the rest of the way home.
Tear, tear, SOB! Why does it have to end?! Well, for one it had to at some point, and I thought it was a good way to end it, I don't like the exact ending but oh well, it could be worse! My other story will be updated soon!