Disclaimer: If I owned this, it probably wouldn't have made it to America.

A/N: This little piece was inspired by Jinnai's Predicament by CrossworldNoMiko and a particularly hilarious YouTube video.


El-Hazard: The Hideous Musical

"Katsuo, what in El-Hazard is that racket!?"

"You honestly call this music!?!"

"That was a rhetorical question, Katsuo!"

"What do you mean 'you love it'? Give me that!"

"Hubba-Hubba-Zoot-Zoot?!? Just where did you get this?"

"I gave this to you? What are you-?"

"You mean that package I received a week ago...? But Mizuhara sent it! How the hell does he know my birthday!?! Damn you Mizuhara!! Always trying to show me up!!"

"What do you mean he thought it would be appropriate? Give me that card!"

"Eh? What's this? Why are you all standing around like that?"

"You mean this actually means something?

"NANI!?!?!"

"But...but...you're bugs, not cats! There's no such thing as a 'catnip-for-bugs'!"

"Y-you mean...?"

"Eep! Eheheheh...Diva-sama, how nice to see you."

"Eto...where are we going?"

"Wait! Wait a minute! Don't I get a say in this!?"

"But-but-but..."

"NO! Stop! Diva-sama, pl-DON'T touch that!!"

"RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAAAPPPEEEE!!!!!!"


Omake:

"Are you sure that sending the Hideous: The Musical album was a good idea, Nanami-chan?"

"Of course, Makoto-kun! Even baka aniki deserves some stress relief for his birthday. Even he won't be able to stay serious with what in his head!"

"Thanks, Nanami-chan. I can't tell how much I appreciate you finding it for me!"

"Don't, sweat it, Makoto-kun. Now you make sure Ifurita gets this bento, kay? She's eating for two, now."

"Don't worry, I will. And thank you again, Nanami-chan."

"Oh get going, Romeo!"