Disclaimer- I don't own any of these brilliant characters.

Okay, thanks to everybody that reviewed the last chapter. I know that it's a little out of character, but I needed Rosalie not to be a bitch because someone had to be excited about the whole MSN thing (apart from Alice, obviously). But thanks to everybody who read this and reviewed. If you don't like it, then that's your problem, and not mine. Please note that any nasty reviews will be deleted, but I don't mind constructive criticism.

Rosalie's name is now Rose, okay?

Oh, and I know some bits of this chapter are kinda random, but it's called having a sense of humour.


Pixie_Girl: OMG!

Emmett: What now Alice?

Pixie_Girl: Look what this button does!

Pixie_Girl has sent a nudge

Pixie_Girl has sent a nudge

Pixie_Girl has sent a nudge

Jasper: Very cool Alice, but maybe you should stop now?

Pixie_Girl has sent a nudge

Pixie_Girl: No way!

Pixie_Girl has sent a nudge

Pixie_Girl has sent a nudge

Pixie_Girl has sent a nudge

Pixie_Girl has sent a nudge

Pixie_Girl has sent a nudge

Emmett: ALICE!

Pixie_Girl has sent a nudge

Pixie_Girl has sent a nudge

Rose has sent a nudge

Emmett: Dear God!

Emmett: Not you too!

Rose: It's just a bit of fun, Emmett.

Renesmee has changed her name to Goat

Jasper: Goat?

Goat: It's my favourite animal.

Emmett: I see.

Emmett: You've obviously inherited the crazy gene.

Rose: Emmett!

Emmett: Well, it was bound to happen- both her parents have it.

Belz has changed her status to online

Belz: We do not!

Goat: Mommy!

Belz: Hi honey.

Rose: Aw, guess what Nessie spelt.

Belz: What?

Rose: Favourite.

Goat: That's easy.

Emmett: Yeah. Easy. No big deal.

Rose: Emmett, how many six month old children do you know who can spell favourite?

Emmett: The same amount of six month old half-vampires I know

Emmett: ie- one.

Belz: Well done, honey. I'm very proud of you.

Jasper: Where's Alice?

Jasper: She's being unusually quiet.

Jasper: And did you get Edward?

Belz: Don't know and yes- I am pinning him down right now as i type in his email address to join him on.

Jasper: Alice?

Emmett: And there was finally silence.

Jasper: What have you done, Emmett?

Emmett: Nothing.

Jasper: Honest?

Emmett: Honest.

Edward has been added to the conversation

Rose: Hi Edward!

Emmett: Rose, what are you doing?

Rose: Well, someone has to step in for Alice, don't they?

Emmett: No otherwise there would be no point in being grateful that she's finally realised that silence is golden.

Jasper: Why hasn't she replied? This is a really bad sign.

Belz: I agree with Jasper

Rose: Is Edward going to say hi to me.

Edward: Hi

Rose: Bella I know you typed that.

Edward: No it really is me.

Rose: Sure.

Edward: Ask me something then, that Bella won't know.

Rose: Ummm... who "accidentally" broke Alice's Porsche?

Edward: Easy. Me.

Rose: Okay, it is you.

Belz: You did WHAT?

Pixie_Girl: THAT WAS YOU?????!!!!!!

Edward: No.

Rose: Yes it was.

Jasper: Alice!

Belz: EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN! I am so disappointed in you. Say sorry now.

Edward: Sorry Alice.

Pixie_Girl: I'll never forgive you for killing my baby. I'll never speak to you EVER AGAIN.

Edward: Ok.

Belz: Edward!

Pixie_Girl: I am so angry with you. I will have to um... think up an evil scheme. Give me time.

Pixie_Girl: Angry face

Belz: Oh you mean : (A/N: That is an angry face on MSN, I have no idea why and if you do please say so)

Pixie_Girl: : : :

Pixie_Girl: I hate you so much I can't even say it in words.

Edward: Jasper.

Edward: A little help?

Jasper: No Edward. She can be angry at you.

Jasper: She should be.

Pixie_Girl: Thank you.

Goat: Daddy, I think you should fix Alice's car.

Edward: Goat?

Belz: It's Renesmee

Rose: Her favourite animal is a goat

Edward: Oh

Edward: OK

Jasper: Where did you go Alice?


Jasper: Which is?

Pixie_Girl: I typed vampires into this weird thing called goggle

Belz: Google, Alice

Pixie_Girl: Whatever.

Pixie_Girl: Anyway, I typed it in and it came up with this thing about a thing called twilight.

Edward: WTF? Thing about a thing called twilight?

Goat: Um, Daddy, you said a naughty word.

Edward: No i didn't.

Goat: Well, you implied it.

Belz: Edward, stop arguing with your daughter. You said a naughty word and you know it. Don't do it again or I'll ban you from MSN for a month.

Belz: No, wait, scratch that. I won't come near you for a month.

Edward: You know you don't have that sort of restraint.

Belz: Oh don't I?

Pixie_Girl: GUYS!

Edward: Oh yeah. The thing about the thing.

Belz: Called twilight. Uh huh go on.


Belz: WT...H?

Goat: Is hell a bad word?

Belz: Only if Daddy says it, hon.

Goat: Ok.


Edward: Alice, maybe you should put the wine down now.

Pixie_Girl: I AM NOT JOKING!

Pixie_Girl: it said you were fictional too.

Belz: You mean my husband is not REAL?

Pixie_Girl: Neither are you.


Edward: What's wrong with that?

Pixie_Girl: It should be the other way round. Like, you should be described as my brother cos I'm the amazing one.

Edward: You mean I'm more important than you?

Pixie_Girl: According to this you are.

Edward: Yes!

Pixie_Girl: But Bella's more important than you. It's from her point of view.

Belz: Yes in your face!

Edward: Damn!

Goat: I'm still here you know.

Belz: Would you stop saying bad words in front of our daughter???

Goat: Am I in this?

Pixie_Girl: Yes. OMG! It has like all of our secrets!

Carlisle: WHAT?

Pixie_Girl: I know! That's what I thought!

Belz: You and Esme have been quiet…

Carlisle: You guys won't let us get a word in.

Belz: True…

Edward: Bella, concentrate. This website has our SECRET on it!

Pixie_Girl: It's not a website- it's a full-blown best-selling book!

Esme: Oh dear.

Pixie_Girl: Yes- oh bloody dear indeed!

Goat: Ummm..... she said a naughty word.

Pixie_Girl: Oops.

Pixie_Girl: Wait! I've had an idea!

Belz: Which is?

Jasper: What is your idea Alice?

Edward: Lord help us.

Pixie_Girl: There we go. I posted a comment on the website saying that I know the Cullens very well and they are most definitely not vampires. I signed it anonymous. ;)

Edward: Oh yes. Now everybody's sure to believe that we're not vampires. Well done Alice.

Pixie_Girl: Thanks

Edward: I was being sarcastic.

Pixie_Girl: Oh.

Belz: Maybe we should campaign?

Edward: Against what?

Belz: I meant complain.

Edward: Oh.

Jasper: Has anyone else noticed that Em and Rose have signed out whilst we were distracted by the whole "the entire universe knows our secret" thing?

Belz: WHAT?



Jasper: I was merely pointing it out.

Belz: I'm going to get them right now!

Edward: Um… Bella… I wouldn't do that right now if I were you… *grimace*

Belz: I don't care.

Belz: I'll thump on their door until they come out.

Carlisle: Maybe we should save this fight for later, Bella.

Belz: Why?

Carlisle: We do have more pressing matters at hand. Like the entire universe knowing our secret.

Belz: That can wait. Emmett and Rose are going to pay!

Belz has changed her status to "Fighting Emmett. Will probably be back in about ten minutes looking happy dragging a lifeless Emmett at my feet"

Edward: Alice, is Bella actually going to kill him?

Pixie_Girl: Get real Edward. Of course not. He is going to pay though…

Esme: How?

Pixie_Girl: Wait and see…


I hope that you liked it!

I don't think I'm going to do any more because of some nasty reviews that I have now deleted, so sorry to those of you that like this, but I may continue. I'm not sure at the moment, but don't expect an update any time soon, sorry.

Please, please review! Constructive criticism welcome, but nasty reviews will be deleted. It's not THAT bad though, is it?