Things Naruto would never say:
1) I give up.
2) Sasuke, you're better than me.
3) Here, Itachi, have my Kyuubi.
4) I'm glad I have you, Sasuke.
5) You're right, Sasuke.
6) I hate ramen.
7) Why am I so puny?
8) I'll never be as cool as Sasuke.
9) I'll never be strong.
10) Icha Icha Paradise is my favorite.
11) Where's all the boobies?
12) Gaara's so lucky.
13) I wish I didn't have friends.
14) I'm so unlucky. My life is so sad. Wah, wah, blubber, blubber.
15) You can have the fame, Sasuke. I don't care.
16) Ugh, I don't wanna be Hokage! Kiba, want to take over?