Ahh . . .Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer is no more. . . . Raoul lovers please don't hate me! Go ahead and sing out loud. . . you know you want to!!!

Raoul the little rich boy

Performed in all the phantom shows

And when the phans all saw him

They would sneer and hate in throes

All of the Phantom lovers

Would all boo and call him names

They never wanted Raoul

To have Christine or the fame

Then one evening in the show

The phantom came to say

Raoul, you fop, get out of sight

Christine is MY BITCH tonight

Then Christine kissed the Phantom

Laughing as they watched Raoul flee

Raoul the stupid rich boy

Never again will you see!