"Okay, shall we start?" Alice asked.
We were sitting at the rarely used Cullen dining room waiting for Alice to declare a winner. I sat nervously beside Edward. I knew that if I lost, my life would become a lot more embarrassing and I wasn't sure if I would be able to handle it. Emmett was sitting across from us, a big smile stretching across his face. Thankfully Rosalie was shopping in Seattle today. Honestly, I think the reason she went was to avoid being around me, but I didn't care.
"Before we start," Emmett said, "I was wondering if I could ask you something."
I turned my attention to him, waiting to hear what he had to ask. I was surprised by the emotion that was evident in his voice and listened intently, expecting him to say something brotherly and kind.
"What's the square root of 69?" he asked, trying not to laugh.
Before I could say anything he said, "eight something" and burst out laughing.
I sat staring at him for awhile, not fully catching on while Edward coughed into his hand, trying to disguise his own laughter.
"Emmett!" I said loudly, as soon as the joke had sunk in.
"What?!?" he said, "I wasn't sure when I would be able to say something dirty around you again, so I figured I better get squeeze one more in. Speaking of squeezing, I heard the best joke yesterday about...."
"Enough Emmett," Alice said, cutting him off, "back to your little contest. I decided that the best way to determine a winner would be to award one point for each round depending on who was the most 'adventurous' and then add up the points at the end. For round one, I am awarding the point to Bella. I was utterly surprised to hear about her little escapade on Mr. Greene's desk."
I blushed brightly, and turned my gaze down to the desk. Even though Alice was my best friend, it was still embarrassing listening to her talk so nonchalantly about my risky sexual behaviour of late.
"Besides," she continued, "I don't think having sex in the back of Charlie's cruiser is that adventurous, Emmett, especially since you have done it frequently in the past."
My eyes shot up quickly to met Emmett's slightly shocked face.
"Alice" he said, in a threatening tone.
"Now, for round two," she went on, pretending nothing had happened, "I will have to award the point to Emmett. The mile high club is something I take very seriously, since I became a member several years ago."
I didn't think my face could get any redder, but low and behold, after Alice's last comment I felt more blood rush up to my face. What was it with vampires and kinky sex?
"The points for round three also goes to Emmett. I am truly surprised by your reckless behaviour on this one, I must admit. I didn't realize you would go this far...I mean a church? But anyways, moving on... Round four was a hard one to judge. I must admit, Bella, you were quite the daredevil 'doing it' in the hot springs, especially with an audience!"
Emmett laughed loudly, "I must admit, I wasn't having very 'brotherly' thoughts about you that night".
Oh. My. God.
"Emmett..." Edward growled out. I could only imagine what carnal thoughts were going through Emmett's mind.
Alice shook her head before continuing, "I was also impressed with Emmett's choice of a cemetery...it does hold some appeal for the undead, even I must admit. Therefore, I must declare round four as a tie."
"A tie?!?" Emmett and I both shouted at the same time.
Alice continued on, ignoring our outburst. "Round five goes to Bella, since I don't believe that Emmett even finished the round."
Edward burst out laughing beside me, while Emmett stared loathingly at him. If looks could kill...
"So, when tallied up, that counts as two and a half points each, or in other words a tie."
"What?" I said, "No fair! I worked my ass off for a lousy tie?"
"Come on, Alice," Emmett joined in, "we need a winner."
"Well," Alice said, standing up, "I suggest you arrange a re-match."
End of Story
A/N- I originally hadn't planned on making this contest a tie, but since I had so much fun writing it, I was sad to see it come to an end. I am going to be making a sequel to this story, with a slightly different contest for the re-match. I have some ideas already, but would LOVE some input. So, review, review, review!!! For those who just can't wait, I promise to have to first chapter of the sequel out within the next three days. I am not the fastest typer, so unfortunetly I can't guarentee anything sooner that that. If you add me to your alert list, you will know as soon as it is out!
A/N- I originally hadn't planned on making this contest a tie, but since I had so much fun writing it, I was sad to see it come to an end. I am going to be making a sequel to this story, with a slightly different contest for the re-match. I have some ideas already, but would LOVE some input. So, review, review, review!!!
For those who just can't wait, I promise to have to first chapter of the sequel out within the next three days. I am not the fastest typer, so unfortunetly I can't guarentee anything sooner that that. If you add me to your alert list, you will know as soon as it is out!