AN: Am I losing credibility when I say this story is finished? Because I fear I am. It's still finished, though, as you can see... Ahem. I've received a number of requests to continue this story, so I figured: why not squeeze out another set of quotes? I have to warn you, though; it's been a while since I wrote Twilight fiction. Don't sue me if the characters sound a bit... more out of character than they usually do in my quotations.
The Twilight Chronicles
Bella: "Why did you call me Bella?"
Edward: "Do you prefer Isabella?"
Bella: "No, I like Bella."
Edward: "I do, too. However, coming from you – those words sound a bit narcissistic."
Edward: "Bella… Oh Bella, please don't die on me."
Bella: "You tr– you tried tto… save me… I'm not… bl– blaming… you."
Edward: "That's not what I meant, love. Could you please move off my chest?"
Rosalie: "I'm not vain. Seriously, I'm not. Do you really think I look like a blood vessel? Just because I drink blood, doesn't mean I'm – huh, what did you say? Oh. Well, then how do you spell v– oh. Well, if I'm not vein, then what on Earth does v a i n mean?"
Edward: "Tanya expressed a little interest. I let her know, in a very courteous, gentlemanly fashion, that I did not return that interest."
Bella: "What did you say to her?"
Edward: "I pointed over her shoulder, cried, "Look, a sheep with five legs!" and coincidentally left the room when she wasn't looking."
Bella: "Edward, you will live forever. Why do you care so much about being a soulless creature if you can't even go to Heaven?"
Edward: "My dearest Bella, I'm supposed to be infallible. I couldn't care less about going to Heaven. It's the idea that I can't do something – that I can't actually go there – that drives me up the wall."
Edward: "I just had a look into Aro's thoughts. Do you wish to hear the good news or the bad news?"
Jasper: "Why, both, of course."
Edward: "Well, the good news is… it's going to be Christmas in eleven months."
Jasper: "You know what, never mind. I don't think I want to hear the bad news if that's the only good news you can come up with."
Jacob "I feel deprived of –"
Sam: "Yes, Jacob – we all know you feel deprived of love."
Jacob: "I was going to say sunlight, but I guess your version works, too."
Renée: "It's nice to finally meet you, Esme. I am glad Bella has found such a lovely mother in law."
Esme: "Oh, we get along very well. Bella is like the daughter I never had."
Bella: "And Esme is like the mother I never – er, Esme is like the brother I never had, mom."
Bella: "If it's a boy, I want to name him Jacob."
Emmett: "Well done, Bella. Give Edward another reason to kill the kid, why don't you?"
Emmett: "My super–hearing is going to be the death of me."
Rosalie: "Don't talk like that! Besides, you can't even die."
Emmett: "I can hear every silly song on every single iPod within a two–mile radius. How well would you say Lady Gaga and the Jonas Brothers go together? Huh?"
Carlisle: "Congratulations, Edward. It's a girl."
Edward: "Oh, that's just splendid. Just when I thought this rotten situation couldn't get any worse…"
Renesmee: "Uncle Aro, why are you holding a sword over my head?"
Aro: "I'm showing you the art of gravity, dear Renesmee. Look, if I raise this sword up high and bring it down with a swing –"
Carlisle: "Aro, what on Earth are you doing?"
Aro: "... I can knight you more properly than I could have without the sword."
Alice: "I can't see anything. Jacob, get out of here."
Jacob: "What? I only just arrived. And it's freezing outside."
Alice: "No complaints. Get out of the house. Chop chop."
Emmett: "Oh please, could you chop off my nose while you're at it? That smelly dog's dropping in every day now. I'm quickly and surely going insane."
Edward: "Bella is my better half."
Emmett: "Seriously? I don't think I even want to know how physically disabled your other half is then."
Aro: "So. We drank the horse's blood and we drank the blood of the prince. I think we can safely state that we learned two things: A. The combination was horrible and B. We're not feeling any happier."
Caius: "Well, we can't actually die. So technically, we can't have an ending, let alone a happy one."
Aro: "Ironically, that thought makes me feel rather suicidal."
The Twilight Chronicles
AN: Thanks for reading this... bonus bonus chapter. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Marcus: "I've got it! We can live happily ever after!"
Caius: "Oh, shut up!"