Summary: EO CHALLENGE. Drabble word – thermometer. Second of two drabbles with this word. Hurt!Dean is on the rampage, and only John Winchester can keep him in check. Barely.

All John has to do is quirk that eyebrow, and Dean settles down like a half wild colt. Kid's not a good patient. Never has been.

He grumbles as they take his vitals, and dude, how many fucking ccs of my blood do you need anyway, Count Dracula?

Only thing keeping him in bed is that broken leg of his. And John's watchful eye. The nurses aren't Dean's type anyway. They're not cute and they're not even hot.

Dean has standards to maintain, dammit.

When the male night nurse shows up with that rectal thermometer Dean starts throwing punches.