E/O Drabble Challenge: Thermometer
Word Count: 100
A/N: All Hail Enkidu07 and Onyx Moonbeam - see their profiles for info on our little drabble community.

The noise brought him up swinging. He heard a grunt. He cracked an eye. Rubbed his ear. Sneezed.

"Man, you know I hate those things."

Sam rubbed his arm. "Sometimes you sleep through it." He pointed at Dean's pillow. "Glad you didn't go for Mr. Pointy."

"The beep makes my skull vibrate." Dean blew his nose. "Crap, so does that."

"I'm not using an oral thermometer when you can't breathe through your nose. You'd inhale it. Or asphyxiate. Maybe both."

Dean sneezed himself limp. He finally got a lungful of air. "And we will never talk about the other kind."

A/N 2: Sorry to be late posting, just got back into town and wrote this.

A/N 3: I unashamedly snitched Mr Pointy as a name for Dean's knife from Mad Server's fic The Weakest Link.