A/N: Yay another fan fiction! Haha anyways after reading Midnight Secretary by Ohmi Tomu like a few months ago, this idea has been floating around my head for a while and I just had to get it on paper. The plot is not gonna be exact and some events are gonna be changed, but other than that, it's pretty darn close. So hope you have as much fun reading it as I had writing it! And everyone reading this should totally go read Midnight Secretary, but after I'm done with this fan fiction. Or else all my secrets are gonna be revealed! . So here we go!
Summary: Uchiha Sasuke is the perfect secretary. He completes all his jobs and assignments with grace and an effectiveness that shouldn't belong to any human. Sasuke is able to handle anything and any boss. That is until the unfortunate day he is transferred to another company, and becomes the secretary of none other than the infamous Uzumaki Naruto. And to make matters worse, Naruto has a few secrets that aren't very pleasant.
Warnings: Involves boy love, a slutty Naruto (Sorry, promise he'll get better towards the end!), some OOC, mild lemons (limes?), and bad spelling and grammar since I'm still looking for a beta =)
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR MIDNIGHT SECRETARY.
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Now! Story time! :)
Meeting The Boss…
"Director Uzumaki's character is troublesome… But you might be able to make it as his secretary." Shikamaru sighed as he lazily lead the new secretary down the hall.
"Thank you very much. I'll do my best." Sasuke replied as he followed the lazy man.
The two walked for a good five minutes before they reached a grand oak door. Shikamaru knocked loudly on the door and waited for an answer. After a few minutes, Sasuke guessed that the brunette probably got impatient and merely opened the door without hesitation.
"Hey Uzumaki! Your new secre… You got to be kidding me." Shikamaru sighed as he pushed the door open more.
Once the door was pushed out of the way, Sasuke could see that his boss was fairly young. Probably a few years younger than himself, which would make Director Uzumaki around 23. The man had a very healthy tan, messy, bright blond hair, dressed in a dark gray suit and a starch white dress shirt, and the most dazzling sapphire eyes Sasuke had ever seen. So all in all, Sasuke noted, Director Uzumaki was very handsome. But it wasn't the handsome director that caused Sasuke and Shikamaru, mostly Shikamaru, to stare in disbelief. It was the other blond in the room, who was currently seated on Director Uzumaki's desk and hugging the director's neck. Though Uzumaki did have both hands planted on each side of the seated blond and was looming over her, most likely about to kiss the girl.(*)
Sasuke remained completely composed and indifferent on the outside, but his mind was screaming profanities and freaking out. When Director Uzumaki and his companion looked towards Shikamaru. Sasuke noticed that the director's eyes started to tint a soft violet. Sasuke the shifted uneasily as Uzumaki stood up straight and used one hand to brush blond locks from his face and the other hand wrapped itself securely around the pretty blond's waist.
"My, my," she giggled, wrapping her arms tighter around the agitated Uzumaki, "told you Naruto we should've locked the door" she giggled getting off the desk. "Looks like you work to do. I should probably leave now." She added giving the director a small kiss.
"Sorry…" Uzumaki answered sheepishly as the blond let him go.
"Shikamaru." The blond nodded as she passed the lazy man.
"Ino." Shikamaru answered.
As Ino closed the door behind her, Sasuke heard Shikamaru mutter something strangely close to 'troublesome woman…' under his breath.
"Sorry Naruto…" Shikamaru yawned as the director waved it off and sat down in his big, leather chair.
For some reason, Sasuke didn't think Shikamaru was really sincere about his apology.
"So?" Naruto questioned as he faced Shikamaru, "what's up?"
Shikamaru looked at Sasuke and jerked his head towards the bored looking Naruto. Sasuke took this as the signal to introduce himself.
"I'm Uchiha Sasuke from the Secretarial Office. I will be your secretary-in-charge starting today. I'm looking forward to working with you, Director Uzumaki," Sasuke bowed as he watched the blond pick up a clipboard from his desk.
"You started today?" Naruto asked as he flipped the pages attached to the wooden clipboard.
"Uchiha Sasuke-san?" Naruto looked towards Sasuke smirking, "I've heard a lot about you. You entered the company only two years ago, but you seem to have caught a lot of the higher-ups attention. I guess you must have some excellent qualities…"
"Thank you," Sasuke smiled politely, and couldn't help but quietly answer that he had heard a lot about the director as well.
Uzumaki Naruto, 23 years old, and still single, managing director of the Uzumaki Corporation, production of computer software and the only son of Uzumaki Minato, the company president. But Naruto didn't reach his position by using his father's influence, and he is very capable in his work. He isn't very strict and all of his subordinates love him (Even though he sleeps around), and he easily forgive mistakes, but if someone tries the steal information from his department or someone turns out to be spy then Naruto easily has them eliminated. No questions asked, and no one around Naruto questions it. But Above all, Uzumaki Naruto works mostly after hours, and he insists that his private secretary stay with him until late at night. Then before long, his secretaries vanish. He never separates business from pleasure and is famous for his indiscriminate relations with men and women. About 80% of Naruto's visitors are one of his "relations" and there also seems to be some war between the men and women in the company for his attention.
"But I shouldn't let these rumors bother me. But unfortunately he's just like what everyone's told me…" Sasuke mused quietly as he watched Naruto motion for Shikamaru and the two started to look at the clipboard in the blond's hand. Sasuke guessed it was his record and resume.
Sasuke started to get uneasy as Naruto started to look him over keenly as Shikamaru shook his head.
"Ex…cel…lent qual…ities… Seriously?" the blond mused as he studied Sasuke from head to toe and back again.
"Get him outta here…" Naruto stated finally. "And get me a hotter secretary."
Sasuke stared at the man before him in disbelief. Shikamaru only started to shake his head again and sigh in defeat. He already knew this was coming.
"…Troublesome…" Shikamaru mumbled before he "tried" to convince Naruto not to just fire Sasuke on the spot. Though Sasuke could tell that Shikamaru didn't really care if Sasuke stayed or not.
"His qualifications are excellent…" the director continued as he flapped the clipboard, "but what the hell am I gonna do with a secretary I can't even have a drink with? I want someone hotter. Or cuter. I don't care."
As Shikamaru and Naruto debated back and forth, Sasuke silently wondered what was wrong with the way he looked. He glanced down at his slight over-sized suit that effectively hid his body, but obviously wasn't to big where the suit looked like it would swallow the pale man up. He black hair was styled into its usual spiky duck butt style with strands of longer hair framing his face. Sasuke sighed as he pushed up his large coke-bottle sized glasses. Truthfully, Sasuke really couldn't see what the blond director's problem was.
"Excuse me!" Sasuke said loudly enough to break up Naruto and Shikamaru's conversation/debate.
Naruto and Shikamaru looked towards Sasuke expectantly.
"I know that my looks are not to your standards, but it really is regrettable that you say that I'm no good without even giving me a chance," Sasuke stated, careful that his face remain business like. "You wouldn't know if I am suitable for the job if you don't even give me a chance to try, Director. If it's not a problem for you, then I would like to remain your secretary for a while before you decided whether or not to fire me. Would that be possible sir?" Sasuke finished bowing slightly to show the pondering blond respect.
"But… I don't need a secretary that challenges her bosses," Naruto answered as he motioned for Shikamaru to leave.
The lazy brunette nodded before he left and shut the door quietly behind him.
"I wasn't challenging you sir. Just a suggestion," Sasuke replied readjusting his glasses again.
"I see. Then in that case…" Naruto stood up from his seat and pulled up a draw. He grabbed numerous files and binders and dropped the stack onto his huge, oak desk.
"Process this pile here. Based on them, prepare the data for all four categories. Then prepare the materials for my meetings tomorrow. After that, take care of the letters of invitation and notices here." Naruto explained smoothly. "Then enter all of the data into the computer as well as my schedule."
As Naruto continued his orders, Sasuke diligently wrote everything down in the small, black notebook that he always carried with him.
"Don't ask me any stupid questions. If you need help, you can refer to the older data."
"Understood." Sasuke answered with missing a beat or even batting an eye.
"Ah… and also, about before…" Sasuke looked toward the director pen ready to write.
"That babe, the daughter of the president of Yamanaka Technology Industries, choose a good gift and send it to her with my name on it. 'Kay?"
"Seriously…" Sasuke couldn't help himself from staring at the smiling director like his was an idiot.
"And be careful not to connect any calls from women not in the address book. That's what got the last secretary."
"So I have to clean up after his damn affairs as well. Great. Why do I feel like a babysitter all of a sudden?" Sasuke sighed as he bowed again. "Of course."
"Let him in." Sasuke looked up at the blond confusingly.
Sasuke looked toward the door to see a handsome man walk in. Pretty, long, black hair fell to his waist and he was dressed in an obviously expensive designer's suit. Sasuke then noticed that the man's eyes were a pale lilac, so pale that you could barely see his pupils. The man wore a navy blue headband and was extremely pale. Almost as pale and Sasuke himself.
"Neji!" Naruto greeted happily.
"Sorry to bother you while you're working, but I managed to get a few hours break and decided to come see you," Neji explained pleasantly as he walked over to Naruto and hugged the taller blond.
"No worries," Naruto grinned, "I was just about to take a break anyways."
"Another "business appointment"…" Sasuke mentally sighed.
"Don't announce anyone for a while," Naruto suddenly said as he motioned for his new secretary to hurry up and leave.
Sasuke bowed again and left the room. He could feel his temper flare up when he felt the door rudely slam behind him. It was official: Uzumaki was the most dumb ass, shallow; bastard that ever walked the earth.
As Sasuke settled himself into his new desk, moans, grunts, and mews started to drift through the supposedly thick oak door. Did no one make proper doors anymore?
"I'm in hell… And my boss is a flamed asshole…" was the only think Sasuke could think, as the noises got louder.
*- Sorry, this part probably sounded really confusing.
Whew… Finally done. =O
Yea I know the first chapter wasn't all that exciting, but I promise! It'll get better! (I hope ^^')
So please review and I'll love you forever! =D
So until next time…