I Guess Jasper Likes His Name

Bella's Point Of View (POV)

"Hey Jazzy," I said. "I'm sad."

"Yes, Bella, I know," he replied.

Esme, Carlisle, Edward, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie were away on a "camping trip," which left Jasper and me alone. I was bored, and he was reading some book on World War II, so I decided to change my emotions, randomly and sporadically, just to annoy Jasper. I had gone through happy, excited, angry, hungry, tired, surprised, calm, relaxed, hyper (with a little help from my friends the M&M's), and now sad. He seemed very affected by it. I eventually got bored with twenty minutes of that, and I also ran out of emotions, whichever one came first. I asked him, "Jasper, do you like your name?"

"Yes Bella, I do."

"Would you rather be named Tim?"

"No."

"John?"

"Nope."

"Tyler?"

"No."

"Alex?"

"Definitely not."

"Sam?"

"No, thanks."

"Jacob?"

"ABSOLUTELY NO!"

"Nick?"

"Nope."

"I guess you like your name!"

"I told you that."

"One second."

"What?"

"Do you want your name to be Alice?"

"Sometimes..."